Holiday Pie Theft Count

[Nurse Clampett]

Between celebrating Baby Jesus' Birthday and the Hopefully We Get A Rapture This New Year, I had a total of twenty-three pies stolen from the window sill!
Twenty-two were stolen by bucks wearing hoodies. One was stolen by a Messican't, but he wound up falling asleep in the driveway where I "accidentally" backed over him in my SUV. It was a shame I squashed the pie, though.
So ladies, what is your pie theft tally?

[Nobar King]

Re: Holiday Pie Theft Count

I didn't bake any pies this winter (actually, I've never baked a pie), but I suspect these ne'er do wells.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Holiday Pie Theft Count

Between celebrating Baby Jesus' Birthday and the Hopefully We Get A Rapture This New Year, I had a total of twenty-three pies stolen from the window sill!

Sister, what area of town are you living in? This has to stop. First, they steal the pies. Then...(shudder)

Do you want to stay at my place on Woodlawn Drive? I'm having to tie up some legal things in Los Angeles and am away. Polly in the church offices has the key... but check to see if Brother Dint is still there with his family.

(Actually, they might be able to use a nurse. I heard they really lived it up on this visit!)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Holiday Pie Theft Count

Here in North Salem, we never have problems with pie thefts.

Our last one was probably . . . let me see . . . 15 years ago. Yes, it was the day before that poor Leroy Davies lost his hand in a terrible deli meat-slicer accident. It was awful! Blood and blueberry juice everywhere.

Proves how slow-witted the boy is, too. Most people who have a deli slicer accident stop after just ONE pass, not 37.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Holiday Pie Theft Count

Norah claims to have her pie stolen at least once or twice a week. It could be because we are so close to the Mexican border.

But I know my lovely bride's heart and I'm sure she gives it away much more than it is stolen. If one of her good friends just happens to "swing by" and give her the right look and a smile then she's sure to give them a piece - if not the whole pie. She's the only one I've ever seen that can make one little pie feed a whole room full at the same time.

Glory!

What a wonderful woman she is to look after the needs of so many others...

-ND