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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    A Politer Man has never lived



    Just look at our Manly Leader (in the cause of World Peace, no doubt) making nice to the head catlicker, who looks like he's on the way to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    He looks like he's even attempting to cut a..............smile! (Is that a smile?) What a BRAVE MAN!!!

    Daddy Mole! Call off your Shock Troops!!!
    Last edited by SUV; 06-09-2007, 02:50 PM.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: A Politer Man has never lived

      I'm certain that our Godly GWB washed his hands thoroughly immediately after the unfortunate session pictured above. Jesus knows (literally) where that nasty old pedophiles hands have been, and so does the Secret Service.

      I hope this incident will serve to stifle the ongoing rumor that GWB is an uncharitable man. To be asked to shake hands with the antiChrist is more than most of us would ever do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: A Politer Man has never lived

          Oh, look - now the nasty old poop has gone and made him cry.



          Probably because the vile old Homer! is holding his hand in preparation of asking him for a date

          The things our Godly George W. Bush won't do in the name of Statesmanship

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            • Jesse
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2007
              • 17
              #4
              Re: A Politer Man has never lived

              Actually he has his head bowed because the pope is blessing him (it's something that he does when he greets people, blesses them in the name of the father son and holy ghost). ¬.¬

              Bowing ones head is a show of respect to both the pope and god. I would have thought you knew that.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027
                  #5
                  Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                  Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                  Actually he has his head bowed because the pope is blessing him (it's something that he does when he greets people, blesses them in the name of the father son and holy ghost). ¬.¬

                  Bowing ones head is a show of respect to both the pope and god. I would have thought you knew that.
                  Sirs, you spew forth craziness. Did you forget your nice Prozac pill today?

                  How on God's Green Earth, I mean, Sweet Enola Gay, Son, how could anyone Respect a Man that wears a dress?!

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                    • Jesse
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 17
                      #6
                      Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                      It's not a dress, doesn't it have a special name?

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                          It's Name is.... Abomination!

                          It's the Armageddon! The Armageddon, I say!

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                            • Jesse
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 17
                              #8
                              Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                              ... If you say so

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                  Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                  ... If you say so
                                  Freind, in case you hadn't been told, the roman pope is nothing less than the anitChrist. If you have any doubts, take a look at THIS.

                                  Don't come in here trying to cram your homer admiration for dress wearing, ring kissing pedophiles down our throats. We are True Christians™, not mary worshipers.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Jesse
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 17
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                      I wasn't cramming, I was just saying that it wasn't a dress. ¬.¬

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                                        • SUV
                                          True Christian™ Princess
                                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                                          Have at it, anytime!
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 11027
                                          #11
                                          Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                          Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                          I wasn't cramming, I was just saying that it wasn't a dress. ¬.¬
                                          Hmmmm. Son, do you wear "clothing" such as this?????????

                                          Please do go hit the nice PayPal button at the bottom of the screen and then confess your Homer!sexiness to Jesus and Pastor. Depending upon the amount you Donate, I'm sure we can get you into some sort of Treatment Program very soon.

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                                            • Brother Temperance
                                              Senior Usher
                                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                              A very nice young man
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15621
                                              #12
                                              Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                              Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                              Bowing ones head is a show of respect to both the pope and god. I would have thought you knew that.
                                              How can you respect Christ and the antiChrist simultaneously?
                                              Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                              I wasn't cramming, I was just saying that it wasn't a dress. ¬.¬
                                              You weren't cramming, you were just lying, in other words.
                                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                • Dameon_ACLUtard
                                                  Liberal Hate Monger
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 363
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                                  Everyone is anti-christ to you. I mean I would be greatly honoured if you called me the anti-christ, it would be a nice change from boy anyway.

                                                  You weren't cramming, you were just lying, in other words.
                                                  Aw, did his opinions make you cry Tempy?
                                                  Last edited by Dameon_ACLUtard; 06-10-2007, 07:39 PM.
                                                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                                                    • SUV
                                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 11027
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                                      Hi, antiChrist! I see you're back!

                                                      What, did you miss us here "Where the Cross is the Boss"?

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                                                        • Dameon_ACLUtard
                                                          Liberal Hate Monger
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 363
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A Politer Man has never lived

                                                          I thought you guys and gals of god might like to hear from his holiness (being me of course).

                                                          And thank you for calling me Antichrist, would have appriciated the 'A' capatilised too but it's a start.

                                                          Of course I missed you all, I need my daily dose of insanity to kick start my day.
                                                          Last edited by Dameon_ACLUtard; 06-10-2007, 08:21 PM.
                                                          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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