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  • Rev. Carlton Green
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2006
    • 311

    #1

    A True Christian's Opinion on Se7en?

    It was a rainy afternoon when me and my loving submissive wife, SUV were sitting in our deluxe mansion when we decided...let's watch a good Christian movie for some light entertianment!


    I had been told about a movie that came out called Se7en which from what I heard was about dirty heathens getting punished for their dastardly sins. But since we didn't have enough info on the movie, we weren't sure if we ought to rent it, and we couldn't seek info because the lightning had knocked out the power. So instead, we decided to light up candle, cuddle up, and flip through Proverbs instead.


    Anyway, had any TCs seen Se7en. We would like to know how Christian-friendly it is before we view it.


    -Thanking the Lord for Candlesticks,
    Rev. C. T. Green
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: A True Christian's Opinion on Se7en?

    Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
    It was a rainy afternoon when me and my loving submissive wife, SUV were sitting in our deluxe mansion when we decided...let's watch a good Christian movie for some light entertianment!


    I had been told about a movie that came out called Se7en which from what I heard was about dirty heathens getting punished for their dastardly sins. But since we didn't have enough info on the movie, we weren't sure if we ought to rent it, and we couldn't seek info because the lightning had knocked out the power. So instead, we decided to light up candle, cuddle up, and flip through Proverbs instead.


    Anyway, had any TCs seen Se7en. We would like to know how Christian-friendly it is before we view it.


    -Thanking the Lord for Candlesticks,
    Rev. C. T. Green


    It's an excellent movie, and has two of my favorite actors - Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey, and one of my favorite actresses - Gwyneth Paltrow.
    It also has that hack Brad Pitt, who manages to do a decent acting job, for once.

    How sweet that the two of you actually canoodle. I didn't think TC's were that big on expressions of affection unless they were working the soldier factory.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: A True Christian's Opinion on Se7en?

      Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
      Anyway, had any TCs seen Se7en. We would like to know how Christian-friendly it is before we view it.


      -Thanking the Lord for Candlesticks,
      Rev. C. T. Green
      Any film that glorifies Catholicism is right out in my book. Now, if someone made a film called SixHun6redandTh1rt3n, showing a serial killer tracking down people who break each of the 613 Commandments given in the first five books of the Bible and punishing them, that would be both educational and entertaining - entercational, if you will.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Andrew Shaw
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 226

        #4
        Re: A True Christian's Opinion on Se7en?

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Any film that glorifies Catholicism is right out in my book. Now, if someone made a film called SixHun6redandTh1rt3n, showing a serial killer tracking down people who break each of the 613 Commandments given in the first five books of the Bible and punishing them, that would be both educational and entertaining - entercational, if you will.
        i liked the way you wrote movie title. Although i think a man acting as the angel of death would be rather...violent.
        And by the way what did you think about Davinci Code?
        Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: A True Christian's Opinion on Se7en?

          Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
          And by the way what did you think about Davinci Code?
          Blasphemous and a direct attack on God and Christianity.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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