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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls



    Sister SUV recently mentioned to me in passing that the Sin-No-More Rolls served after Zeke's sermon this Sunday tasted different than usual. Apparently several other churchgoers had picked up on this as well. I didn't want to spoil the secret so soon... but yes, the kitchen ladies and I did add a very special ingredient that we'd never used before. I think it turned out great! For those who tried the buns, what did you think? Better? Worse? We're always looking for suggestions for improvement.

    We got the idea from one of our church brothers who ministered to Godless Chinkistan during the late nineties. Apparently it's very popular over there!

    Report: Cardboard Main Ingredient in Chinese Neighborhood's Steamed Buns

    BEIJING — Chopped cardboard, softened with an industrial chemical and flavored with fatty pork and powdered seasoning, is a main ingredient in batches of steamed buns sold in one Beijing neighborhood, state television said.

    The report, aired late Wednesday on China Central Television, highlights the country's problems with food safety despite government efforts to improve the situation.
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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    We got the idea from one of our church brothers who ministered to Godless Chinkistan during the late nineties. Apparently it's very popular over there!
    My word! The chinkadees cooking a meal that's not based around dogmeat or human foetuses? Truly, wonders never cease.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls

      My Word yes, Sister! They tasted so much like my own toothsome Baked Savories that I just had to remark!
      Last edited by SUV; 07-13-2007, 03:45 PM.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls

        Cardboard huh? Well that explains why the beaner servants were trying to make houses out of them. I never would have known.

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        • xxsenioritakittenxx
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2007
          • 16

          #5
          Re: Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls

          cinammon roles sound yummy and i bet u cook yummy too so i wish i could try them sumday
          Buenos Noches, want to buy some of my chicklets?

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            Re: Special ingredient in Sunday's cinnamon rolls

            Originally posted by xxsuicidekittenxx View Post
            cinammon roles sound yummy and i bet u cook yummy too so i wish i could try them sumday
            Well seeing as the rolls were the second course following Communion, I'm sure you have a very slim chance of ever trying these scrumptious treats. Until you confess your horrible nature and turn your life over to a Pastor under the authority of Jesus, then you'll never be welcome to try one of these hors d'oeuvres. I suggest you speak with a Pastor immediately if you ever want to satisfy that craving!
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