[SUV]

Re: skeeters

Pastor, isn't this all the more reason to Eat them? Because they are an Abomination?!

See, Levi didn't say not to eat them - just that they are an "abomination." Still, they...just might!...be very Tasty, and the quicker we eat them up, the less folks will have to look at them!!!

We can think of it as doing a Public Service unto others.

'Cats in Cream,

SUV

We can fry 'em, but we can't EAT them. Catfish have no scales.

Leviticus 11:10

And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: skeeters

Pastor, isn't this all the more reason to Eat them? Because they are an Abomination?!

See, Levi didn't say not to eat them - just that they are an "abomination." Still, they...just might!...be very Tasty, and the quicker we eat them up, the less folks will have to look at them!!!

We can think of it as doing a Public Service unto others.

'Cats in Cream,

SUV

Maybe a picture would be better.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/what_not_to_eat/lv11_10.html

[robert12345]

Re: skeeters

So you only eat kosher. Isn't that a bit... Jewish?

[SUV]

Re: skeeters

A Bomination:



A Tasty Meal:

[robert12345]

Re: skeeters

A Bomination:



A Tasty Meal:

Stop it sister SUV! You're making me hungry.

[SUV]

Re: skeeters

Listen, I know a guy like you wouldn't be putting onion in your cole slaw like some Deepraved Sinners do....maybe we can discuss this....

A big old 'cat Fried up in half Oil and half Butter and....Ooh-WEE!!!

SUV

Stop it sister SUV! You're making me hungry.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: skeeters

A big old 'cat Fried up in half Oil and half Butter and....Ooh-WEE!!!
SUV

Sister, I'm not sure what that picture is supposed to be. It looks like it's half catfish, half rainbow trout and half coelacanth. Look it over carefully. If you find just ONE SCALE, you can eat it.

[SUV]

Re: skeeters

Thar she Blows, Matey, Yaaaaar! Avast & Ahoy! One small scale to the left of the dorsal fin. (Of course, you have to look very, very closely - you may not wish to waste your time.)

Anyway, I was thinking: When Levi Forbade us to eat fishy stuff without "scales" could it be because he once had a traumatic experience at Sea World with something like this?:

Sister, I'm not sure what that picture is supposed to be. It looks like it's half catfish, half rainbow trout and half coelacanth. Look it over carefully. If you find just ONE SCALE, you can eat it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: skeeters

Dang....Does that mean we can't wear our nifty lobster bibs anymore Sister Sue?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: skeeters

Dang....Does that mean we can't wear our nifty lobster bibs anymore Sister Sue?

WHOA THERE! LOBSTERS, SHRIMP,CRAB, ANY MARINE BIVALVE (CLAMS, OYSTERS) ARE ABSOLUTELY OFF THE MENU!

So is TUNA, whale, dolphin and marlin, shark, skates, rays, octopus, calamari, eel and fugu which don't have scales either. MILLIONS of japs die each year from eating fugu which they KNOW is poisonous but they eat it anyway and GOD smites them!

You MAY eat salmon, sea snake, turtle, spotted owl, flying fish, mullet, carp and other sea creatures like seals, otter, polar bear, capybara, alligator, some species of water-pygmy and etc.

[SUV]

Re: skeeters

Dang....Does that mean we can't wear our nifty lobster bibs anymore Sister Sue?

That is a nice, fine photo of us, Sister Thumper! Now since apparently, per Pastor Al, not much seaFood is Biblically authorized for True Christians, we better just be Care-ful that it doesn't give them 'appetites' elsewhere.

(Fine picture - Mighty fine picture!!!)

SUV