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And some God-less "people" are going to pay him $7 million to write a "Book."
And this Right after the recent Hairy Poots "Book."
Pastor, I am so Afraid. Truly, the Dead walk the Earth.
In addition to Him, I mean
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And some God-less "people" are going to pay him $7 million to write a "Book."
And this Right after the recent Hairy Poots "Book."
Pastor, I am so Afraid. Truly, the Dead walk the Earth.
In addition to Him, I mean
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Isn't that Kieth Richards? I can't tell anymore, I forgot what he looks like...Originally posted by SUV View Post
And some God-less "people" are going to pay him $7 million to write a "Book."
And this Right after the recent Hairy Poots "Book."
Pastor, I am so Afraid. Truly, the Dead walk the Earth.
In addition to Him, I mean -
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Originally posted by SUV View Post
And some God-less "people" are going to pay him $7 million to write a "Book."
And this Right after the recent Hairy Poots "Book."
Pastor, I am so Afraid. Truly, the Dead walk the Earth.
In addition to Him, I mean
Any bets as to how much he can actually remember?
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That old guy's been on tour for over forty years, just like Lilith. Except he has been to more than one streetcorner.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You seem to keep quite a close eye on the corner store where Lilith buys her groceries, Pastor Al.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostThat old guy's been on tour for over forty years, just like Lilith. Except he has been to more than one streetcorner.
Alarmingly close, in fact. One might question why you'd wish to observe her so closely...sigpic
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Since when is "buying her groceries" euphemistic for "selling her wares"? I haven't been to that country in 25 years. I am too busy rebuking Christie Brinkley to notice what Lilith is about, but I'd guess she's about sixty.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostYou seem to keep quite a close eye on the corner store where Lilith buys her groceries, Pastor Al.
Alarmingly close, in fact. One might question why you'd wish to observe her so closely...Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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More recently she made a deal with a physician, but that 'surprised' look doesn't compare with these disasters.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I actually meant buying groceries, no double entendres.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
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I think she charges extra for those.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostI actually meant buying groceries, no double entendres.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I'm happy to see that JESUS doesn't need any of that Plastic Surgery - not even after 2,000 years.
But media-conscious Saviour that He is, you can't fault Him for the need to touch-up with a little Makeup after all that time. Praise!Comment
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GLORY!!!Thank GOD HE is perfect and doesn't need a good plastic surgeon.Originally posted by SUV View Post
I'm happy to see that JESUS doesn't need any of that Plastic Surgery - not even after 2,000 years.
But media-conscious Saviour that He is, you can't fault Him for the need to touch-up with a little Makeup after all that time. Praise!
Cause' if he did, he might end up looking like this homer.
Dreadful, just dreadful.Attached FilesComment
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Jeez Al - you can hardly blame the poor woman - of course she looks like that first thing in the morning when she sees you next to her!
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Every morning I wake up next to Christie Brinkley, I am much more surprised than she.Originally posted by lilith View PostJeez Al - you can hardly blame the poor woman - of course she looks like that first thing in the morning when she sees you next to her!Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Yep Joo, that's Kieth. I saw him perform when he was a lot younger.Originally posted by Joo View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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