American dream

[VenomFangX]

Would any of you guys disagree with me when I say that the best life there is is a life where you have the following:

• A penis (because if you don't have one, you're going to hell anyway)
• A loyal wife to bring you an ice cold beer on the porch while you watch NASCAR with your buddies while listening to Nickelback
• A dog
• A couple of rifles
• A nice 9-5 job where you can throw darts with your buddies at that dartboard of the Negro president (who I'm sure will be a great leader in hell)
• A house in Utah, Texas, or the midwest
• A strong son who's into football and knows God as well as any unsaved child should

Do y'all concur?

Take care, John

[James Hutchins]

Re: American dream


Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.


Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!


Until you follow forum rules, I will not respond directly to your posts.

[VenomFangX]

Re: American dream

Brother, we are all sinners. What must I do to redeem myself in the eyes of the Lord?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: American dream

Brother, we are all sinners. What must I do to redeem myself in the eyes of the Lord?

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: American dream

Would any of you guys disagree with me when I say that the best life there is is a life where you have the following:

• A penis (because if you don't have one, you're going to hell anyway)

Please cite the Scriptural support for your belief that all women, even Christian women, have souls and will go to Hell.

• A loyal wife to bring you an ice cold beer on the porch while you watch NASCAR with your buddies while listening to Nickelback

What are you, some sort of a retard? You put your TV on the porch to watch cars go around in a circle, and then listen to Nickelback as well?

• A dog
• A couple of rifles

Only one dog? Only two rifles, no shotguns, no handguns, no larger weaponry? I can only assume you're not even an American.

• A nice 9-5 job where you can throw darts with your buddies at that dartboard of the Negro president (who I'm sure will be a great leader in hell)

Oh, you're POOR. That explains it.

• A house in Utah, Texas, or the midwest

Utah? UTAH?? You must be a Mormon, like that Glenn Beck.

• A strong son who's into football and knows God as well as any unsaved child should

Unsaved children don't know God. That's why they're unsaved.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: American dream

Brother, we are all sinners. What must I do to redeem myself in the eyes of the Lord?

Stop posting here and pick up a KJV Bible. Begin reading at the very beginning and do not stop until you reach the end. At that point, return here and we can begin to have an intelligent discussion.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: American dream

Brother, we are all sinners. What must I do to redeem myself in the eyes of the Lord?

Hmmm. Being unable to edit my posts does not amuse me. Instead, I must post again to address your incorrect assertion that we are all sinners. The Lord is very clear that we (the Saved) are NOT sinners! The blood of Jesus has washed away our sin.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood