A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

[Sister Kitty]

I have witnessed firsthand how much of the flotsam that washes up on your shores is indeed unsaved trash. And I fully understand designating all newcomers as such. I, however am but a humble servant of the Lord and of my husband. I ask (humbly and meekly) to have my designation changed to 'member'.

If I am out of line, I apologize deeply and will ask my husband to administer the appropriate discipline.

[OheMGeSOPHIE]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

I have witnessed firsthand how much of the flotsam that washes up on your shores is indeed unsaved trash. And I fully understand designating all newcomers as such. I, however am but a humble servant of the Lord and of my husband. I ask (humbly and meekly) to have my designation changed to 'member'.

If I am out of line, I apologize deeply and will ask my husband to administer the appropriate discipline.

Yes, lets just get EVERYTHING we want in life. What if Jesus WANTED the romans to take him down from the cross? What if Jesus RECIEVED some red Merlot instead of some vile Vinegar? What if Mary WANTED to go shopping at Macys the same day the Angel told he she was to have a child? What if Mary DECIDED to watch the Democrat Nation Committe broadcast whilst pregant? (Jesus would have been born brain-damaged) Our own selfish desires change the course of history!

Just accept that this is the course Jesus has set you up on! And hope it doesn't end booking a one-way ticket to fire and brimstone.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

Yes, lets just get EVERYTHING we want in life. What if Jesus WANTED the romans to take him down from the cross? What if Jesus RECIEVED some red Merlot instead of some vile Vinegar? What if Mary WANTED to go shopping at Macys the same day the Angel told he she was to have a child? What if Mary DECIDED to watch the Democrat Nation Committe broadcast whilst pregant? (Jesus would have been born brain-damaged) Our own selfish desires change the course of history!

Just accept that this is the course Jesus has set you up on! And hope it doesn't end booking a one-way ticket to fire and brimstone.

There is a process here, and it takes time. Sister Kitty is on the fast-track. YOU are not! Not after this attack on a humble Christian lady.

Christians do NOT attack Christians. Learn this lesson well if you expect to have a future that includes this site and Salvation™.

You owe Sister Kitty an apology. I suggest you get to it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

Sister Kitty,

There is a process as Brother Enoch mentioned. Unfortunately with the disappearance of Pastor Zeke and the mess with the influx of heathens, everything is in an uproar.

I don't think you need your husband to correct you, but patience is a virtue. Just like it is when you're seal hunting.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

Sister Kitty,

There is a process as Brother Enoch mentioned. Unfortunately with the disappearance of Pastor Zeke and the mess with the influx of heathens, everything is in an uproar.

I don't think you need your husband to correct you, but patience is a virtue. Just like it is when you're seal hunting.

Thank you sister, and to you Brother Enoch. I agree patience is a virtue. I just wish to be distinguished from the unGodly perverts who seem to be flooding this Godly forum. But I shall be patient and put it in the hands of the Lord and the Landover Pastors.

OheMGeSOPHIE, I'm not sure what I have done to you to be treated with such contempt, especially after you sent me a friend request yesterday, which I accepted. I have now corrected that mistake and will pray for you.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

A very humble and extremely meek bump.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

A heartfelt thank you to my Christian male betters.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: A fervent entreaty, from a simple eskimo woman

I'm very happy for you, Sister. Perhaps you will smile today for the first time in months!