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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1

    Accept Jesus and get this great wig for sporting events!

    Brothers and sisters,

    Have you ever been at a football or basketball game and you wish you could witness? I know I have. We in the the Landover Baptist marketing have come up with a simple way to do so.

    For a limited time only we are offering new converts and our current tithers (with a 10% upcharge on your current tithing schedule) this incredible ministry tool that is almost guaranteed to get you on the jumbotron or maybe even on T.V.

    Even if you don't, you are guaranteed to get people to look at you while you spread the word of God.

    Just take a look at Brother Jeb in this stylish wig and tell me you don't want one or two.
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    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
    Tags: christian betting, nfl, witnessing
    • Princess Kumatora
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2010
      • 37
      #2
      Re: Accept Jesus and get this great wig for sporting events!

      I like the idea of a wig like that! However, that's just photoshop. And honestly, not very good photoshop.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Accept Jesus and get this great wig for sporting events!

          Of course it's photoshop. It's only a spec. We are still in the prototype phase.

          I will have a talk with Haji about the quality of it.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Accept Jesus and get this great wig for sporting events!

              I think that he's actually wearing the wig. You'd have to be pretty good at photoshop to put a silly wig on a picture of a person like that.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991
                  #5
                  Re: Accept Jesus and get this great wig for sporting events!

                  Mr.Jones, i scareds of that wigs cuz it remindeds me of clowns an clowns be real evils . but at leasts that wigs have a true christain™ messages, it be more holys than these liddle baby wigs anyways

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