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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    I Hope I'm not too Late

    ...to be the first to wish you all a

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    Please, Pastor, when might I get started on making the Egg Nog for you Mens?
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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329
      #2
      Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      ...to be the first to wish you all a

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

      Please, Pastor, when might I get started on making the Egg Nog for you Mens?
      Sweet Sister Sue, you just made my day! I'm going to have Alberto Gonzales (our new gardener) put up our lawn nativity scene tomorrow, so that the whole neighborhood can enjoy the life-size lighted figures and that cute lil baby Jesus (who will be protected from heathen pranksters by Smith & Wesson this year).

      PS You are a bit late, but HE forgives you.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          PS You are a bit late, but HE forgives you.
          Oh GOD, I mean, JESUS, Mother Glynndie, it's just as I Feared then - I wasn't the first to again begin spreading the Glad Tidings. In secular offices all around the Country the coming of "Christmas" again is mentioned before the end of this, the last month of Summer.

          I could only Hope to beat 'em out anyway, having been too busy with Christmas in July to remember the real deal.

          JESUS on the Throne and DARN SANTA'S STOCKINGS!!!

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

              People, PLEASE! Today is September 1st already, and no one yet has the Holiday Spirit(s) except for Mother Glynndie and myself?!

              MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414
                  #5
                  Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

                  And a hearty, joy-filled Merry Christmas to you too!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

                      I posted Christmas cards to all my Jew relatives today, just to remind them what they're missing out on. I've been doing it every two weeks for the last few years, and yet none of them have repented of their Christ-killing ways yet. What's wrong with these people?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932
                          #7
                          Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          What's wrong with these people?
                          They lop off the end of their children's penises. Do you really think they'll feel bad about nailing an innocent man to a cross?

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                            • tommy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 392
                              #8
                              Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

                              whaa.. Christmas already
                              Last edited by tommy; 09-01-2007, 10:18 PM.
                              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                              Exodus 15:3

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                                • SUV
                                  True Christian™ Princess
                                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                                  Have at it, anytime!
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 11027
                                  #9
                                  Re: I Hope I'm not too Late

                                  GOD Tommy, there you are! We've been looking for you everywhere!

                                  Are you going to stay around long enough to have some of our Eggnog this time? 'Tis like the Nectar of Angels, it is

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