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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #1

    Crusade

    Ha! Now how do you True Christians feel about the Infidel Bush's Crusade in Allah's Holy Lands? We have reduced your Christian Army to blithering idiots existing on handfuls of Happy Pills! The Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is enjoying this!
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Crusade

    Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
    Ha! Now how do you True Christians feel about the Infidel Bush's Crusade in Allah's Holy Lands? We have reduced your Christian Army to blithering idiots existing on handfuls of Happy Pills! The Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is enjoying this!
    Jesus is enjoying it as well. We have killed almost a million ragheads and demolished Iraq's ability to do anything except what we tell them to do. Iran is next.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Poison__x
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      • Aug 2007
      • 174

      #3
      Re: Crusade

      War is so pointless... why is anyone promoting it?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Crusade

        Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
        Ha! Now how do you True Christians feel about the Infidel Bush's Crusade in Allah's Holy Lands? We have reduced your Christian Army to blithering idiots existing on handfuls of Happy Pills! The Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is enjoying this!
        Did some joo lawyer from the ACLU get you sprung from GITMO? Do you have ANY doubt whatsover who is going to come out on top over in the land of moon god allah (piss be upon him)? Jesus ALWAYS wins, towelhead. Always.

        When the flash comes, you won't have time to kiss your favorite camel goodbye.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Crusade

          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
          War is so pointless... why is anyone promoting it?
          To protect Freedom. Those sand nigras hate our Freedom, just as GWB said.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Poison__x
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            • Aug 2007
            • 174

            #6
            Re: Crusade

            Quit being so racist. Also, GWB is an outright liar by his own admission.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: Crusade

              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
              Quit being so racist. Also, GWB is an outright liar by his own admission.
              It hardly matters. The FACT is that the diaperheads and fags have ruined the world and used up all the non-renewable resources that belong to America. So we are going to kill them.
              OK?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Poison__x
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                • Aug 2007
                • 174

                #8
                Re: Crusade

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                It hardly matters. The FACT is that the diaperheads and fags have ruined the world and used up all the non-renewable resources that belong to America. So we are going to kill them.
                OK?
                No, it's not okay to kill people for no reason. And in case you didn't know, the USA uses more nonrenewable natural resources than any other country on the planet

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                • Wash O'Hanley
                  Debate Moderator (and participant)
                  Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                  Louder Than Reason
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2126

                  #9
                  Re: Crusade

                  Do you have any Biblical evidence to back up your wild and unsupported claim that it is wrong to kill people?
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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Crusade

                    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                    No, it's not okay to kill people for no reason. And in case you didn't know, the USA uses more nonrenewable natural resources than any other country on the planet
                    Yes, because GOD gave them to us. It irks me to see chinks and darkies catching fish and drinking water....even if it is full of arsenic. We just don't need them. We can keep a million or so hindoos to work the tech support lines, but the mud people ought to stop poaching elephants so we can have a really nice rifle safari every other year.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Poison__x
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                      • Aug 2007
                      • 174

                      #11
                      Re: Crusade

                      Let's go with your whole god thing for a second. "God" gave the world to HUMANS, not to racist SOBs like you.

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #12
                        Re: Crusade

                        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                        Let's go with your whole god thing for a second. "God" gave the world to HUMANS, not to racist SOBs like you.
                        Would you show me that in Scripture please? Because I really do not think that is what happened.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Poison__x
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 174

                          #13
                          Re: Crusade

                          It's in the creation story (whichever one you choose.) Adam & Eve get the world to themselves (more or less.) There, humans just received the world.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            Re: Crusade

                            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                            It's in the creation story (whichever one you choose.) Adam & Eve get the world to themselves (more or less.) There, humans just received the world.
                            Good. At least you have admitted that there should not be any darkies, chinks, messkins, Exkimos, injuns and other detritus. Adam and Eve were PURE white. Would you like to continue your little trip?
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Wash O'Hanley
                              Debate Moderator (and participant)
                              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                              Louder Than Reason
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2126

                              #15
                              Re: Crusade

                              It was Adam and Eve, not Jamal and Shaniqua.
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