[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Crusade

Now one of you mentioned something about rewards of the virgins. Allah sees to it that these are very very young and tender. In fact, they are designed to last only a few minutes. That's why we get 72 of them.

Very, very young, huh? Do you mean you are eager to get your hands on some 9 year old little girls, like Mohammad was fond of?

You are a pedophile, and you disgust me, "brother" Lindh.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Crusade

the INNOCENT Iraqis

The what?

[Brother Lindh]

Re: Crusade

"Do you mean you are eager to get your hands on some 9 year old little girls, like Mohammad was fond of?"

Unlike Jesus, who fiddled with urchins, Allah furnishes all 72 of them young but well developed with bosoms like the bags of camels and legs like oxen. This is why our martyrs
smile as they cap your miserable Christian mercenaries.

[Deaner]

Re: Crusade

Allah furnishes all 72 of them young but well developed with bosoms like the bags of camels and legs like oxen.

Jeeezus. Is that what your women look like under those burkas? Which animal does their face look like?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crusade

"Do you mean you are eager to get your hands on some 9 year old little girls, like Mohammad was fond of?"

The "prophet" moohamad (piss be upon him) liked young girls. In fact, his youngest "wife" called ayesha bibi was only 6 years old! The "prophet" was 53 years old when he had sex with 9 year old ayesha bibi. He was a sexual predator and pedophile.


Allah furnishes all 72 of them young but well developed with bosoms like the bags of camels and legs like oxen. This is why our martyrs
smile as they cap your miserable Christian mercenaries.

You misunderstood the translation again. What he promised you was ONE 72-year old virgin.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Crusade

You misunderstood the translation again. What he promised you was ONE 72-year old virgin.

Well, she does look a bit like a raisin...

[Brother Lindh]

Re: Crusade

Allah is Great!

Miserable infidels! 9 years old? 9 years old? I said "young"! 9 is old. 6 is old!

As our Leader Osama bL (BPUH) said, your infidel "crusade is over". You've been whipped soundly. Now, unlike the 12th century, the tables are turned. We are invading Europe, along with your precious North America! We are like the fleas on a camel. We are a multitude in London, New York, Montreal, Berlin and Seattle. Soon the Call to Prayer will echo from the Chrysler Building and you will all be raising your disgusting buttocks from the rug. And your women will be properly covered in the Extreme Burkha!

Praise Allah!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Crusade

This just in:
Latest Bin Laden Video Is a Forgery

http://www.boomantribune.com/?op=displaystory;sid=2007/9/9/61032/95401

Well, I'm hardly surprised.

Now take a close look at that video, and you can see for yourself - it's Bill Clinton wearing a fake beard!

[Deaner]

Re: Crusade

We are like the fleas on a camel.

You're more like having crabs; irritating but easy to cure. Allah and Mohammed blow each other.

[roserougesang]

Re: Crusade

The title of this thread actually reminded me of a song:

Crusade

Long ago I went to war
To fight the scourge of Christendom
I held aloft my blessed sword
And said "By god, let them come!"

They said their eyes are red as flame
I heard it told, from hell they came
Their breath is fire their tongues are forged
Thus are the beast of dragon's gate

I heard my fathers words deep in my heart
Son know your enemy as i know my son

The fates were kind, they let me in
The dragons lair, the den of sin
I placed my sword upon it's heart
And with a prayer I thrust it in

The dragon fell upon the ground
'Twas then I heard a whimpering sound
A dragonling to his father clung
Who only fought to protect his young

I heard my fathers words deep in my heart
Son, know your enemy as i know my son

And now my son is off to war
To fight the new scourge of Christendom
He holds aloft his brazen sword
And says "Death, let them come!"

He swears their eyes are red as flame
And heard it told from hell they came
Their breath is fire their tongues are forged
Thus are the men of Muslim faith

Son, hear your father clear deep in your heart
Son, know your enemy as I would have them know my son

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Crusade

The title of this thread actually reminded me of a song...

They said their eyes are red as flame
I heard it told, from hell they came
Their breath is fire their tongues are forged
Thus are the beast of dragon's gate

I heard my fathers words deep in my heart
Son know your enemy as i know my son

The fates were kind, they let me in
The dragons lair, the den of sin
I placed my sword upon it's heart
And with a prayer I thrust it in

The dragon fell upon the ground
'Twas then I heard a whimpering sound
A dragonling to his father clung
Who only fought to protect his young

Is there anything you damned furry goths won't drag dragons into? Enough!

[roserougesang]

Re: Crusade

In the song the dragon is a metaphor for the enemy of the Christian.

[James Russell]

Re: Crusade

Ha! Now how do you True Christians feel about the Infidel Bush's Crusade in Allah's Holy Lands? We have reduced your Christian Army to blithering idiots existing on handfuls of Happy Pills! The Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is enjoying this!

I not only agree with the war in Iraq and Afghanistan but I think they should expand it to the rest of the Middle East. After all every one of those countries support terrorist groups. It says in their koran Christians should be killed. Mohammed killed Christians and Jews for worshiping Jehovah. Not to mention had a baby through a 9 year old child.(That good for nothing pedefile). The fact is Muslims are a bunch of murders who follow this moronic murderous pedefile. And it says in my Bible murders are suppose to be put to death. P.S. if you go to www.michaelsavage.com you can actually see some Muslims killers in action.

[James Russell]

Re: Crusade

Allah is Great!

Miserable infidels! 9 years old? 9 years old? I said "young"! 9 is old. 6 is old!

As our Leader Osama bL (BPUH) said, your infidel "crusade is over". You've been whipped soundly. Now, unlike the 12th century, the tables are turned. We are invading Europe, along with your precious North America! We are like the fleas on a camel. We are a multitude in London, New York, Montreal, Berlin and Seattle. Soon the Call to Prayer will echo from the Chrysler Building and you will all be raising your disgusting buttocks from the rug. And your women will be properly covered in the Extreme Burkha!

Praise Allah!

You got it upside down. Osama ben Laden is running like a coward. And as for you you must be one pedifilic murderous just like mohammed and michael jackson. You try to make your muslim friends sound strong with words but us Christians will show ourself stronger with action.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Crusade

You try to make your muslim friends sound strong with words but us Christians will show ourself stronger with action.

And just remember, we've got nuclear weapons - Aha!

And don't think that George W Bush - God's chosen President - won't use them either. The only reason he hasn't used them in Iraq (yet) is because he doesn't want to destroy all those freshly-painted schools.