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I can't wait til we can just kick off our shoes and do absolutely nothing when we get to heaven! Our Lord will take care of all of our needs. What a wonderful and exciting place it shall be.
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Re: The welfare heaven system
So true Mr Crassley. As i have seen the error of my ways i hope after hard work that i'll be acceptedOriginally posted by Brad Crassley View Post
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The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory
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So you shall be saved if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Risen!Originally posted by releaseme View PostSo true Mr Crassley. As i have seen the error of my ways i hope after hard work that i'll be accepted.Comment
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Take off your shoes when in Heaven? Are you mad?Originally posted by Brad Crassley View Post
You think people want to see your flesh?
Do absolutely nothing, are you on papist wine?
There will loads to do in Heaven, what with all the praying and kneeling to and before God. There will be plenty of His work we need to do such as deforming babies and causing industrial accidents.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I can hardly wait to give Jesus a hand and make the entire island of Iceland erupt and sink, That will be a glorious day indeed. Or maybe whipping up a hurricane with God to finish of New Orleans, now that sounds like fun. Could it get any better that to be working the pearly gates to Heaven and watching sinners being sent to hell?Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostTake off your shoes when in Heaven? Are you mad?
You think people want to see your flesh?
Do absolutely nothing, are you on papist wine?
There will loads to do in Heaven, what with all the praying and kneeling to and before God. There will be plenty of His work we need to do such as deforming babies and causing industrial accidents.
Oh I am sorry you failed as a Christian its off to hell, Next.
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Jesus is a Righteous Far-Far-Far Right Wing Republican. Heaven is a Red State. There won't be any lazing about like drunk Messican'ts behind a Home Depot.Originally posted by Brad Crassley View PostLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Heaven sounds more fun than I thought it would be!Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostTake off your shoes when in Heaven? Are you mad?
You think people want to see your flesh?
Do absolutely nothing, are you on papist wine?
There will loads to do in Heaven, what with all the praying and kneeling to and before God. There will be plenty of His work we need to do such as deforming babies and causing industrial accidents.Comment
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What about going to Haiti and stirring up a multitude of earthquakes too? And whats best is God will wipe away all of our tears while we're doing it!Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostI can hardly wait to give Jesus a hand and make the entire island of Iceland erupt and sink, That will be a glorious day indeed. Or maybe whipping up a hurricane with God to finish of New Orleans, now that sounds like fun. Could it get any better that to be working the pearly gates to Heaven and watching sinners being sent to hell?
Oh I am sorry you failed as a Christian its off to hell, Next.
Revelation 7:17
17For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.Comment
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