Pastor Zeke he's our man!

[Brad Crassley]

If he can't do it no one can.

I humbly submit before this group of Godly men and confess with my lips that Jesus is my savior. Mark 16:16 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 10:9 - 9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

I've waited for the right time to do this that I feel indwelling of the Holy Spirit.

Glory how this church has helped me to see the light. Praise our Holy son of God! With the King James Version I've been able to prove that all I have to do is say that Jesus is the Christ and that God hath raised him from the dead and I can live my life freely and do whatever I want to do.

I believe. That Jesus is the Christ. The Son of the living God. And I accept him as my Lord and Savior.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

If he can't do it no one can.

I humbly submit before this group of Godly men and confess with my lips that Jesus is my savior. Mark 16:16 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 10:9 - 9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

I've waited for the right time to do this that I feel indwelling of the Holy Spirit.

Glory how this church has helped me to see the light. Praise our Holy son of God! With the King James Version I've been able to prove that all I have to do is say that Jesus is the Christ and that God hath raised him from the dead and I can live my life freely and do whatever I want to do.

I believe. That Jesus is the Christ. The Son of the living God. And I accept him as my Lord and Savior.

And yet Jesus weeps.

Have you pressed the "Donate" button at the bottom of the page?

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

And yet Jesus weeps.

Have you pressed the "Donate" button at the bottom of the page?

I've been looking for the donate button since I got here.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.

Great prayer and meditation it is.

[repented harlot70]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

Ok, that is something I've been wondering as well. Where do I send faith money towards the work of the brethren?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

Ok, that is something I've been wondering as well. Where do I send faith money towards the work of the brethren?

Until Jesus determines that you are Truly Saved(TM), you can checks or money orders to:

Landover Baptist Church
Pastoral Transportation and World Salvation Fund
c/o First Cayman Bank and Trust Co.
PO Box 29959
Grand Cayman KY1-1179
Cayman Islands

No donations below $500 will be accepted.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.

By kissing up do you mean my declaring that Pastor Zeke is the perfect combination of searing masculinity and sublime misogyny that makes me both want to sin and repent? Or are we talking about actual kissing while stretching the neck upwards in a determined attempt to "make an oath upon a thigh"?

' Cause I'll get down on my knees for the Lord but I am a handmaiden if you will remember.

Gotta save somethin' for the wedding night, right?

Demurely Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man!

By kissing up do you mean my declaring that Pastor Zeke is the perfect combination of searing masculinity and sublime misogyny that makes me both want to sin and repent? Or are we talking about actual kissing while stretching the neck upwards in a determined attempt to "make an oath upon a thigh"?

' Cause I'll get down on my knees for the Lord but I am a handmaiden if you will remember.

Gotta save somethin' for the wedding night, right?

Demurely Yours,

Handmaiden

Kissing as it is been said is for Jesus. At all times you should keep your flower for your wedding night. Your future man does not want tarnished goods.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29


If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.