Malleus Maleficarum - The Bible Companion. (NOT a Catholic Book)

[revrggreen]

Friends,

There is only ONE book worth reading besides the Bible. That book is responsible for 9 million worthless witches being burned at the stake! Praise Jesus!

That book is the 'Malleus Maleficarum'. A book which was blessed and ordained by the Pope himself, when the Catholic Church actually had balls.

I had my Pastorship revolked for preaching from this book by fag-loving liberal pigs, but did that stop me? NO!

While many say this is a Catholic book, this is a LIE! This is a book ALL good Christians should own. The Dictionary was written by a filthy baby-raping catholic. Does that make the dictionary a Catholic book? NO.

The Malleus is an important part of my Churches Doctrine. It is an encyclopedia of witches, their ways and means, how to identify them, get confessions out of them, how to 'cure' them. In these heathen times I recommend ALL Churches have a copy of this book to hand, before it is too late.

Did you know that the best way to identify a witch is by 'dunking'? Simply place your witch in a barrel of water, and hold her head under for 15 minutes. If she drowns, she was innocent, if she floats, BURN HER! She msut be burned over a basket of screaming cats, lest her wicked soul escape to possess the living!

Friends, these are things all good Christians MUST know, as Judgement Day is fast approaching. Will YOU be ready to fight the hordes of Darkness? Do YOU know how to protect yourself from Hell-scum?

Let them call my Church a 'cult', let them call us a 'Hate cult', let them persecute us. We are not scared of their feeble words, what scares us is what God would do to us if we ignored his clear commandments! Suffer NOT a witch to Live! We are true Christians, and damn proud! Halleluja!

[Talitha]

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We have our own Witch Hammer here in Freehold.
I can't see the need for a book written by Hell bound Catlickers.
Our methods of witch hunting have been "fine-tuned" over the years.

[revrggreen]

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I can't see the need for a book written by Hell bound Catlickers.

It was actually written by a witchhunter and an expert in Witches. I do not see it as a Catholic text, they commissioned it's writing, they did not write it themselves, they probably stole it just like they stole the Bible.

The Original text is a joy to hold, my copy is around 400 years old. You can actually feel God's power running through it, its pages soaked in the blood of 9 million worthless witches, faggots, and retard children. Praise Jesus!

We, unlike the Catholics who now cut all ties from the book because they are too busy these days raping babies, live our lives by Malleus Doctrine.

Our Compound has 49 dead cats buried into it's foundations, in the shape of a cross, as the Malleus instructs. Let any filthy heathen Goth or Witch try to harm any of MY Church. We are WELL protected.

[Nobar King]

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Witches can have power over animals, and I often wonder which of my neighbor's pets is posessed.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Did you know that the best way to identify a witch is by 'dunking'? Simply place your witch in a barrel of water, and hold her head under for 15 minutes. If she drowns, she was innocent, if she floats, BURN HER!

My friend, if you hold someone under by force, they can't float at the same time.. That should go without saying.
Everyone knows that you really should toss the witch in a deep pond, hands and feet tied.

She msut be burned over a basket of screaming cats, lest her wicked soul escape to possess the living!

The Bible says nothing such, so that can't be important, or the Bible would say so.
NOBODY can escape the Lord God, so once dead, her soul will go straight to hell. Praise Jesus!

[lord warrior]

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We need to think back when america had the right idea's. Like in the viet nam war. When the holy pilots were dropping there napalm on the gook villages, the guys would all chime in " kill them all, God will sort them out."

Maybe the witch question could be solved the same way. Drop the left over napalm on places like San Francisco or Las Vega's, notice how both have wetback names, and let Jesus claim his own. If there are any left there

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We need to think back when america had the right idea's. Like in the viet nam war. When the holy pilots were dropping there napalm on the gook villages, the guys would all chime in " kill them all, God will sort them out."

Maybe the witch question could be solved the same way. Drop the left over napalm on places like San Francisco or Las Vega's, notice how both have wetback names, and let Jesus claim his own. If there are any left there

What do you think the 9/11 attacks were all about? And Katrina? and any other future earthquakes or massively destructive occurrences? Jesus LOVES us, and He smites the fornicators, the liars, the sodomites and witches, the false prophets and joos and so on, and He smites them MIGHTILY! GLORY TO GOD!!

By the way, Jesus expects correct spelling and punctuation. His favorite country is spelled America. Don't let me catch you capitalizing sodomite towns and then diminishing Jesusland ever again.

[Talitha]

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It was actually written by a witchhunter and an expert in Witches. I do not see it as a Catholic text, they commissioned it's writing, they did not write it themselves, they probably stole it just like they stole the Bible.

The Original text is a joy to hold, my copy is around 400 years old. You can actually feel God's power running through it, its pages soaked in the blood of 9 million worthless witches, faggots, and retard children. Praise Jesus!

We, unlike the Catholics who now cut all ties from the book because they are too busy these days raping babies, live our lives by Malleus Doctrine.

Our Compound has 49 dead cats buried into it's foundations, in the shape of a cross, as the Malleus instructs. Let any filthy heathen Goth or Witch try to harm any of MY Church. We are WELL protected.

It's easy to find out:

The Malleus Maleficarum was written by Heinrich Kramer (Latinized Heinrich Institoris) and Jacob Sprenger in 1486. Sprenger and Kramer were both members of the Dominican Order and were Inquisitors for the Catholic Church’s inquisition against heretics.

They were themselves working for Satan in the guise of Pope Innocent VIII. Whereas we do similar work but for Jesus.

Praise HIM.

[Joe the Atheist]

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Did you know that the best way to identify a witch is by 'dunking'? Simply place your witch in a barrel of water, and hold her head under for 15 minutes. If she drowns, she was innocent, if she floats, BURN HER! She msut be burned over a basket of screaming cats, lest her wicked soul escape to possess the living!

I thought the best way to identify a witch was by weighing her. If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch, or something like that.



-Joe

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I thought the best way to identify a witch was by weighing her. If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch, or something like that.



-Joe

Luckily, we don't have to be that fussy over atheist scum.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

I'll tell you right now Joey; Our day is coming. When God's law replaces the secular nonsense of the constitution, your kind won't last long. God wants fools like you gone, as in permanently. Better think about it Joey. I wouldn't want to find myself on Christ's bad side...

[roserougesang]

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I thought the best way to identify a witch was by weighing her. If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch, or something like that.



-Joe

Teehee,that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, isn't it?
Where does it say that a witch is made of wood anyway?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Teehee,that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, isn't it?
Where does it say that a witch is made of wood anyway?

Sir Bedevere said it.

In the most famous Monty Python movie, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (which was based upon the KJV 1611 Bible but was set years earlier for dramatic effect), a group of villagers brought forth a woman accused of witchcraft. They had dressed her up and given her a carrot for a nose, but the wise Sir Bedevere imposed the definitive test: She was weighed against a duck because ducks float on water. Wood also floats on water. If she weighed the same as a duck, she was made of wood and, therefore, a witch. In the movie, she did weigh the same as the duck and admitted to being a witch, for which she was presumably burned at the stake. The excellent Christian logic has stayed with me all of these years and we still test witches exactly the same way.

ATTENTION ALL FALSE CHRISTIANS: I JUST FINISHED EXPLAINING "DRAMATIC EFFECT"! DO NOT MAKE STUPID ARGUMENTS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I always thought this was incredibly stupid. Throwing an innocent person in the lake and if she survives, she's 'guilty', if she dies, she was 'innocent'?

There is something seriously wrong with anyone who'd consider that.

[Talitha]

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I always thought this was incredibly stupid. Throwing an innocent person in the lake and if she survives, she's 'guilty', if she dies, she was 'innocent'?
There is something seriously wrong with anyone who'd consider that.

It's VERY Logical Rachael, AND it never fails to get rid of another Witch!
Nobody is ever completely innocent.

[SalvationSeeker]

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It's VERY Logical Rachael, AND it never fails to get rid of another Witch!
Nobody is ever completely innocent.

How right you are, sister.
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
James 2:10

So even if the harlot tossed in the lake drowns and thus was, technically speaking, innocent of witchcraft.
She was guilty of it all the same by doing something else in opposition of God's law.
That's why dunking is such a great test. The servants of satan can't wriggle themselves out of it!
God ALWAYS sees to it that they are convicted: they drown in their sinfulness, or they float in it.
In either case, they're guilty. Praise God for He is just!