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  • Five Year Old Girl
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 130
    #1

    I'ma write a song...

    Jeevus loves me, toot toot
    He don't love you, toot toot
    Mine are roses, yers are skunks
    Gonna go ta' heaven, yer gonna get thuh boot
    Jeevus loves me, toot toot, TOOT!

    Jeevus loves me, this I know
    I'ma good liddoe girl 'n yer a bad wacky ho
    Almos' gonna miss you when I get my wings
    But we're awe gonna look down, watch an' say ho, ho, ho
    Funny fry baby, ho ho, HO!

    You can't sing this song
    Cause Jeevus says you got it awe wrong
    Din't go thuh right church, it was 2 blocks down thuh street
    Now yer soul is awe like a pong
    An we sing, yer awe got it wrong wrong WRONG!

    Jeevus loves me, gave me thuh book
    You read thuh wrong ones, now yer gonna cook
    Nietcher, Dar-whine, an Dawkins too, dummy-butts one an' awe
    Think you smart, but you got took
    Now yer gonna cook, cook COOK!

    Jeevus loves me, toot, toot, TOOT!
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: I'ma write a song...

      Oh My Lord what a noise........................

      Listen Child, you should be worshiping Jesus at Sunday School today. Better still, you can come over and climb up my Chimney. It needs a good clean. Promise I won't light a fire

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: I'ma write a song...

          Christ-on-a-stick "Child" how many times do I have to tell you: It's not "toot" it's "poot!"

          Poot! POOT! POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

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            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Senior Pastor
              VP of Evangelical Outreach
              On FIRE for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5812
              #4
              Re: I'ma write a song...

              PRAISE! It warms my heart to see such love for the Lord in a sweet young child like this. God is so Good.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843
                  #5
                  Re: I'ma write a song...

                  Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

                  You can't sing this song
                  Cause Jeevus says you got it awe wrong
                  Din't go thuh right church, it was 2 blocks down thuh street
                  Now yer soul is awe like a pong
                  An we sing, yer awe got it wrong wrong WRONG!
                  Awwww, what a wonderful song, Sister Five, your profound lyrics assure us that we are going to Heaven by worshipping JESUS and reading the right (the KJV1611) BIBLE, and going to the right (Landover, Jesus' favorite) CHURCH!

                  (too bad for those heathen scum who picked the wrong bible and the wrong church, it's harsh I know, but it was their own damn fault they are going to HELL when they die)

                  You are such a True Christian™ inspiration, and very talented too, little Sister, praise!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Five Year Old Girl
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 130
                      #6
                      Re: I'ma write a song...

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      Christ-on-a-stick "Child" how many times do I have to tell you: It's not "toot" it's "poot!"

                      Poot! POOT! POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
                      But Gramma Sue, I'ma Tooter.



                      Heehee

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