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  • #1

    I have rid myself of the whore

    After considerable counselling and corrective therapy sessions from True Christians™ in here I have seen the light and have cut all ties to my ex prostitute (and now adult movie actress wife)

    I am truly relieved that I have now begun to correct my hellbound lifestyle.

    In a pathetic last ditched attempt to get me to stay with her she plunged to a new low by offering to have herself and 2 other supermodels engage in lurid 4 in a bed perversions - The cunning temptress

    However this is how I knew I was saved as this was of absoloutley no interest to me and frimly advised NO that is a sin and not in the grand plan of the Lord............Thats not what Jesus would have wanted

    Up until I joined your community I was regularly involved in this sort of disgraceful sin 2 or 3 times a week......When I look back how pathetic, disgusting I was it is shameful.

    Oh how grateful I am to the LBC for bringing me to salvation - Praise the Lord and praise the Landover Baptist Church
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.
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    Re: I have rid myself of the whore

    We are here to help, Swish, and are proud to do so.

    I've started to develop a educational program that will used to alert Godly People to the evils of the perversion you desribe.

    I've found that a majority of people are "visual learners" and need to see for themselves what is being documented. As opposed to those that learn best by reading about something.

    So, central to this travelling exhibit, will be documentary evidence that will clearly show what to avoid.

    Please send me whatever photographic evidence you may possess. Pictures of your wife and her two friends would be a good start. A diorama of the room would be a nice touch.

    I'm planning an especially hard-hitting exhibit that would be directed at those people that have always dreamt of being in the movies. Still photos of your wife's appearance in pornographic movies will provide aversion threrapy of those with "stars in their eyes."

    I will also have large screen TVs mounted in the trailer and would appreciate video tapes of whatever your have.

    Thanks in advance, Swish. I will, of course, provide you with a deeply discounted admission ticket to the exhibit.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: I have rid myself of the whore

      Well PRAISE JESUS!!

      Perhaps you should send the Harlot to one of our Pastors?
      I am sure that some good old fashioned Hard Ministering will help her see the error of her ways too.

      Oh, yes, and as previously mentioned, we need some photographic evidence as to just how wicked this Woman really is.
      You can send them directly to me or any one of our Godly Pastors.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: I have rid myself of the whore

        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
        We are here to help, Swish, and are proud to do so.

        I've started to develop a educational program that will used to alert Godly People to the evils of the perversion you desribe.

        I've found that a majority of people are "visual learners" and need to see for themselves what is being documented. As opposed to those that learn best by reading about something.

        So, central to this travelling exhibit, will be documentary evidence that will clearly show what to avoid.

        Please send me whatever photographic evidence you may possess. Pictures of your wife and her two friends would be a good start. A diorama of the room would be a nice touch.

        I'm planning an especially hard-hitting exhibit that would be directed at those people that have always dreamt of being in the movies. Still photos of your wife's appearance in pornographic movies will provide aversion threrapy of those with "stars in their eyes."

        I will also have large screen TVs mounted in the trailer and would appreciate video tapes of whatever your have.

        Thanks in advance, Swish. I will, of course, provide you with a deeply discounted admission ticket to the exhibit.
        Before selling my home and hitting the roads in the Winnebago I had been preparing a sermon for the Devoted Adult Men's Wednesday Evening Bible Study group, DAMWEBS. The talk was entitled ''So Your Kid's Think They Invented Pornography''.Its message was on the sin of youthful pride. I have a collection of early French postcards and several 8mm movie spools that might be perfect for your traveling show.
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        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • #5
          Re: I have rid myself of the whore

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          We are here to help, Swish, and are proud to do so.

          I've started to develop a educational program that will used to alert Godly People to the evils of the perversion you desribe.

          I've found that a majority of people are "visual learners" and need to see for themselves what is being documented. As opposed to those that learn best by reading about something.

          So, central to this travelling exhibit, will be documentary evidence that will clearly show what to avoid.

          Please send me whatever photographic evidence you may possess. Pictures of your wife and her two friends would be a good start. A diorama of the room would be a nice touch.

          I'm planning an especially hard-hitting exhibit that would be directed at those people that have always dreamt of being in the movies. Still photos of your wife's appearance in pornographic movies will provide aversion threrapy of those with "stars in their eyes."

          I will also have large screen TVs mounted in the trailer and would appreciate video tapes of whatever your have.

          Thanks in advance, Swish. I will, of course, provide you with a deeply discounted admission ticket to the exhibit.
          I will email you stills and videos of my former sinful and un Godley acts with my ex wife Destiny and her 2 supermodel friends Elle M and Claudia S.

          Unfortuately you cant see much as it is all arms, legs and shamefully exposed private parts so it is doubtful that these images etc. will be of any value to your project

          I hope that this does not dissapoint you or affect your plans..
          2 Samuel 22:31

          As for God, His way is perfect;
          The word of the LORD is proven;
          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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          • #6
            Re: I have rid myself of the whore

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Well PRAISE JESUS!!

            Perhaps you should send the Harlot to one of our Pastors?
            I am sure that some good old fashioned Hard Ministering will help her see the error of her ways too.

            Oh, yes, and as previously mentioned, we need some photographic evidence as to just how wicked this Woman really is.
            You can send them directly to me or any one of our Godly Pastors.

            Talitha see my previous post. Should you still want copies for your / Pastors research I would be happy to send but it is probably not really worth it

            I am just mindful of wasting the precious time of one of God's hardest working ladies
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • #7
              Re: I have rid myself of the whore

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Well PRAISE JESUS!!

              Perhaps you should send the Harlot to one of our Pastors?
              I am sure that some good old fashioned Hard Ministering will help her see the error of her ways too.
              I will reluctantly volunteer for this duty.
              As they say, it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.


              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Oh, yes, and as previously mentioned, we need some photographic evidence as to just how wicked this Woman really is.
              You can send them directly to me or any one of our Godly Pastors.
              My email link is in my signature. I feel like I am fully ready and equipped wearing the whole Armor of God to deal with this perversion head on.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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