Is my cat evil??

[Sister Charli]

Daddy says that my cat has on his forehead what would certainly appear to be two inverted V's.

He says they are the horns of Lucifer.

I thought it was just the *M* of macca's given that he is a tad obese!

[Talitha]

Re: Is my cat evil??

Daddy says that my cat has on his forehead what would certainly appear to be two inverted V's.

He says they are the horns of Lucifer.

I thought it was just the *M* of macca's given that he is a tad obese!

I'm sure our very own Miss Petal will be able to help you.
She has been Baptizing Kitties down at the river for many a year.
I think you have to supply your own sack.
If there is a Demon Infestation I'm sure this will help.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Is my cat evil??

Daddy says that my cat has on his forehead what would certainly appear to be two inverted V's.

He says they are the horns of Lucifer.

I thought it was just the *M* of macca's given that he is a tad obese!

Is this cat touching itself in an ''unclean way''? What has it been looking at on the internet? Chances are your cat might be possessed or worse, a familiar of Satan!

[Petal]

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Miss.Harley, i thinks Mr.Aim speaks them true Christain™ truths. is your kittys awares of what the rite paw be doings? it be bestest if you ties that paw to the left hind legs, so that kitty not ables to do the lurvin nasty to itselfs.

an i be more than happys to baptize your kitty if you wants me to, just puts him in a box an sends him to

Miss.Petal
Freehold, IA
US of Amerca


i promise that i baptize wiv lurve

[Sister Charli]

Re: Is my cat evil??

Is this cat touching itself in an ''unclean way''? What has it been looking at on the internet? Chances are your cat might be possessed or worse, a familiar of Satan!

I hear you brother Aim4H. But Acts tells us that the Lord can cleanse the unclean.

Praise be to Jesus.

The message is clear. I shall now go and eat my pussy.

Acts 10:13-16 (King James Version)
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

[Rapture Eddie]

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I hear you brother Aim4H. But Acts tells us that the Lord can cleanse the unclean.

Praise be to Jesus.

The message is clear. I shall now go and eat my pussy.

You don't want to be doing things like that Sister.
Least of all, not all by yourself.

Now, you be careful about what you're saying here on these Internets.
If the folk from PETA get to read stuff about eatin' Pussy then who knows what kind of Lieberal minded Lezbianic meat dodgers we are going to get around here.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Is my cat evil??

You don't want to be doing things like that Sister.
Least of all, not all by yourself.

Now, you be careful about what you're saying here on these Internets.
If the folk from PETA get to read stuff about eatin' Pussy then who knows what kind of Lieberal minded Lezbianic meat dodgers we are going to get around here.

Oh no Brother Batty.

Daddy reckons that lesbanian vegiematarians would not eat pussy pie.

He says the seasoning is too bitter for lesbanians.

Exodus 12:8 (King James Version)
8 And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; and with bitter herbs they shall eat it.

[Lisa H]

Re: Is my cat evil??

Daddy says that my cat has on his forehead what would certainly appear to be two inverted V's.

He says they are the horns of Lucifer.

I thought it was just the *M* of macca's given that he is a tad obese!

Your cat has the modesty to cover its nakedness when being photographed.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Is my cat evil??

If the folk from PETA get to read stuff about eatin' Pussy then who knows what kind of Lieberal minded Lezbianic meat dodgers we are going to get around here.

Blah blah blah

Yes Brother Batty.

It would appear you are right.

What would a VEGETARIAN lesbian know about eating pussy?

[HTannor]

Re: Is my cat evil??

Charli Harley, I'll bet your Pussy is quite tasty.

Based upon a lifetime of experience, I found that eating Pussy is an acquired taste.

The first time I tried it I was in Atlantic City and that particular Pussy must have spent a great deal of time on the beach because it had a distinctively fishy odor to it. It was good, but the smell almost had me swearing to never try it again.

But I vowed to try some more, and it took awhile to get used to it. But now I find myself enjoying it at every opportunity.

[Talitha]

Re: Is my cat evil??

I understand that some Slants consider eating Pussy a delicacy.
I ate it a few times before I got Saved, but since being a True Christian™ I have never really wanted to try it again.

[biza the godmocker]

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How can a cat be evil? lol xD

[James Dewitt]

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How can a cat be evil? lol xD

Satan and his demons can infest anything.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I understand that some Slants consider eating Pussy a delicacy.
I ate it a few times before I got Saved, but since being a True Christian™ I have never really wanted to try it again.

This is so true, the heathen moose-limb God mocker, cat stevens, even did an advertisement for chink restaurants bragging about it.

[BelieverInGod]

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I thought mooselimbs weren't allowed to eat pussy.

Is he whoring himself for the money? Or is he trying to damn heathens to their version of hell?