Need some business Ideas

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

The lovely bride and myself are barely making ends meet in this trailer home. It always needs something. Last night I was awakened by what I thought was an earthquake. One of the tires blew as it was dry rotted after being in one spot for some 25 years.

I am thinking we can make a few bucks at the flea markets off the highway. But what sort of product could we sell? The wife is good with a sewing machine...what sort of trinkets can I have her make to bring in some supplemental income?

All ideas are welcome. Bless you all.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Need some business Ideas

You must not be tithing enough. I know sometimes when I miss a month my family comes on hard times too.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Need some business Ideas

Oh, I was tithed up for the year. Was Platinum level status! But there is a glitch in the new administrations system and I got knocked down to tin level.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Need some business Ideas

Brother, you're now living in a Trailer Home

You are still in my prayers. As for trinkets the wife could make. Jewelry always seems to sell. Perhaps some pretty crosses?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Need some business Ideas

Have you considered having your wife sew sealskin mitts?

My husband can provide the tanned skins, and I can provide the patterns for your wife. Not only are they stylish, but the baby seal skins are incredibly cheap for Americans, as we charge in Canadian dollars which are worth next to nothing in the US. The mitts have the added benefit of causing seizures and sometimes death for Greenpeace members and other liberals.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Brother Ernest, If your wife has a pleasant telephone voice, I hear Free Market Fred is in need of 300 or so Telephone Actresses ... whatever those are as I have no idea.

[its_faith]

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I had a dream last night and since I am very well off I will give you the idea. It had to do with a breakfast cereal that was blessed by God himself. All the children were eating it up. There was a bible page inside the box as a prize and children were encouraged to collect all the bible pages.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

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Sorry so long to respond. I had a hard time hacking connecting to the internet the past few days.

Yes, we now live in a trailer home. It is disgusting, but the Lord (TM) has his reasons. My lovely wife was only blessed with good looks. Her voice is terrible. She sound like a cross between Bea Arthur and a baby seal being beat to a pulp.

I like the crafts idea. I am thinking those cute little signs that say "JESUS" and can only be read if you look real hard...