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Brothers and sisters, the DOF usually doesn't allow me to discuss the whereabouts and comings and goings of myself and the other Godly LBC Pastors, but I was so proud of Pastor Pistle during our visit to Denver the other day that I got special permission to share some of what went on. Well, at least I hope I will.
It all started when we decided to accept an invitation from an LBC Pastor in Denver to picket the local Darwinist museum. When our limousine pulled up in front of the museum no one was there, so we decided to take a walk through the halls of this monkey worshiping shrine and see exactly what lies they were spreading.
Well we got as far as the gift shop and Pastor Al saw a t-shirt for sale with this unGodly, offensive image.
Well, Pastor Al got quite indignant over this, seeing how he was with the "Rough Riders" or some sort of Navy Regiment or something. Anyway he tore the poor zit-faced clerk's head off, explaining how Jesus never did and never will entrust the protection of our homeland to a bunch of drunken savages. Then he demanded to see the manager, who got similar treatment, until he subsequently decided to accept Jesus on the spot and yank the shirts in question. Glory!!
It seems like they either misunderstood Pastor Pistle's explanation or else the joo-controlled media establishment purposefully twisted the encounter to suit their radical "PC" agenda.
Anyway, long story short, by the time the fire trucks arrived there wasn't much of the "Dawn of Man" exhibit left, nor the section depicting redskins pretending to be White Men. The offensive t-shirts have been withdrawn permanently, and the upcoming visit by Richard Dawkins has been canceled.
And it turned out that the picketing of this museum wasn't supposed to be until NEXT weekend. No need for that now, and job well done.
I am so proud to ride shotgun with Pastor Pistle. Praise Jesus, he's like a grandfather to me.
It all started when we decided to accept an invitation from an LBC Pastor in Denver to picket the local Darwinist museum. When our limousine pulled up in front of the museum no one was there, so we decided to take a walk through the halls of this monkey worshiping shrine and see exactly what lies they were spreading.
Well we got as far as the gift shop and Pastor Al saw a t-shirt for sale with this unGodly, offensive image.
Well, Pastor Al got quite indignant over this, seeing how he was with the "Rough Riders" or some sort of Navy Regiment or something. Anyway he tore the poor zit-faced clerk's head off, explaining how Jesus never did and never will entrust the protection of our homeland to a bunch of drunken savages. Then he demanded to see the manager, who got similar treatment, until he subsequently decided to accept Jesus on the spot and yank the shirts in question. Glory!!
'Homeland Security' T-Shirt Yanked Off Museum's Shelves
Shirt With Native Americans Offensive To Some
DENVER -- On the weekend of the Columbus Day holiday, a T-shirt is at the center of a long-standing conflict between those who celebrate the holiday and those who say it doesn't deserve to be celebrated.
The T-shirt had been for sale at the Colorado History Museum, but has recently been pulled off the racks.
The T-shirt features four Native Americans with guns along with the slogan: "Homeland Security. Fighting terrorism since 1492."
You can't buy it at the museum anymore, but jump over to the 16th Street Mall, and you'll find it at the Only in Colorado shop.
"We don't sell it because it's controversial. We pretty much sell it because it sells really well. It's one of our best-selling shirts in this store," said store employee May Joo.
In fact, in a store packed with T-shirts, it's the third best seller.
At the Colorado History Museum, visitor Jonathan Hagn learned that he would have to walk away empty-handed.
"I was told I couldn't buy it because they're not selling it," Hagn said.
The shirt was yanked off the gift store shelves after some found it offensive. The shirt hints to the premise that explorers such as Christopher Columbus were essentially "terrorists" when they invaded a land that had already been occupied.
Protesters to the Columbus Day holiday say that Columbus shouldn't be celebrated for discovering America because Columbus' "discovery" led to the oppression, degradation and deaths of hundreds of thousands of Native Americans.
Coincidentally, there are current exhibits at the museum featuring the history of the Italians and Native Americans. The gift shop owner said one complaint letter led to the store removing the T-shirt.
Shirt With Native Americans Offensive To Some
DENVER -- On the weekend of the Columbus Day holiday, a T-shirt is at the center of a long-standing conflict between those who celebrate the holiday and those who say it doesn't deserve to be celebrated.
The T-shirt had been for sale at the Colorado History Museum, but has recently been pulled off the racks.
The T-shirt features four Native Americans with guns along with the slogan: "Homeland Security. Fighting terrorism since 1492."
You can't buy it at the museum anymore, but jump over to the 16th Street Mall, and you'll find it at the Only in Colorado shop.
"We don't sell it because it's controversial. We pretty much sell it because it sells really well. It's one of our best-selling shirts in this store," said store employee May Joo.
In fact, in a store packed with T-shirts, it's the third best seller.
At the Colorado History Museum, visitor Jonathan Hagn learned that he would have to walk away empty-handed.
"I was told I couldn't buy it because they're not selling it," Hagn said.
The shirt was yanked off the gift store shelves after some found it offensive. The shirt hints to the premise that explorers such as Christopher Columbus were essentially "terrorists" when they invaded a land that had already been occupied.
Protesters to the Columbus Day holiday say that Columbus shouldn't be celebrated for discovering America because Columbus' "discovery" led to the oppression, degradation and deaths of hundreds of thousands of Native Americans.
Coincidentally, there are current exhibits at the museum featuring the history of the Italians and Native Americans. The gift shop owner said one complaint letter led to the store removing the T-shirt.
Anyway, long story short, by the time the fire trucks arrived there wasn't much of the "Dawn of Man" exhibit left, nor the section depicting redskins pretending to be White Men. The offensive t-shirts have been withdrawn permanently, and the upcoming visit by Richard Dawkins has been canceled.
And it turned out that the picketing of this museum wasn't supposed to be until NEXT weekend. No need for that now, and job well done.
I am so proud to ride shotgun with Pastor Pistle. Praise Jesus, he's like a grandfather to me.
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