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  • gerrie67
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    • Jul 2010
    • 2
    #1

    An Message Straight From Heaven

    NEW INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM HEAVEN ITSELF! "New investigations by Jesus and God have indicated a Computer and especially the Internet open the hell's doors. By visiting the Internet your mind will slowly be taken over by these demonic thoughts. Pull the plug and save yourselves! It's already too late for myself at the moment I write this post......
    Tags: anti-christian baby eaters, god mockers
    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

      Originally posted by gerrie67 View Post
      NEW INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM HEAVEN ITSELF! "New investigations by Jesus and God have indicated a Computer and especially the Internet open the hell's doors. By visiting the Internet your mind will slowly be taken over by these demonic thoughts. Pull the plug and save yourselves! It's already too late for myself at the moment I write this post......
      Does your Doctor know that you're on the computer? What else do the voices in your head say?
      Drama queen

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        • gerrie67
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2010
          • 2
          #3
          Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

          You're a non-beliver my child,

          I am only telling you what the Lord has told me to.
          I am helping you people by telling you this..not myself.

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            • Warner S. Davidson
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586
              #4
              Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

              Originally posted by gerrie67 View Post
              NEW INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM HEAVEN ITSELF! "New investigations by Jesus and God have indicated a Computer and especially the Internet open the hell's doors. By visiting the Internet your mind will slowly be taken over by these demonic thoughts. Pull the plug and save yourselves! It's already too late for myself at the moment I write this post......
              Only partly correct my uninformed heathen friend.

              All communication here is conducted via Gods operating system JesOS™ and all True Christians™ have JesOS(tm) loaded onto their PC's - (Note that we use Gods prefered hardware here (PC's) at Landover and not Satans Homersexual inspired MMacs )

              Regardless, thank you for your thoughtful but unnecessary concern

              Please tell us a little about yourself and what brought you to God's favorite Ministry
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • SticksAndStones
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2010
                  • 67
                  #5
                  Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

                  JesOS? I have never heard of it. Is that a Linux distribution? I want to try it out, where can I download it? Give me the link.

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11243
                      #6
                      Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

                      Originally posted by gerrie67 View Post
                      NEW INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM HEAVEN ITSELF! "New investigations by Jesus and God have indicated a Computer and especially the Internet open the hell's doors. By visiting the Internet your mind will slowly be taken over by these demonic thoughts. Pull the plug and save yourselves! It's already too late for myself at the moment I write this post......

                      Pick up your Bible if you want to receive messages from Heaven.

                      Anything "received" elsewhere is from Satan.


                      Admonishingly Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414
                          #7
                          Re: An Message Straight From Heaven

                          Originally posted by SticksAndStones View Post
                          JesOS? I have never heard of it. Is that a Linux distribution? I want to try it out, where can I download it? Give me the link.
                          It's not a free download, my socialist friend. Only True Christians(tm) with established tithing records may access this fine operating system.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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