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  • Razoorsharp83
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 11

    #1

    God is right, we are born sinners.

    Yesterday I enjoyed a quiet evening reading my bible and had a Joel Osteen Video on .
    My wife was in the kitchen baking a pie for me as I ordered her to and prepared for a rough bit of hanky panky under the sheets later on.
    While suddenly my little Sister of 20 years younger entered the room with a stuffed animal, a dodo to be exact.

    She came up to me with this sweet voice and said ”Pim, does teddy go to heaven to” I told her no, because teddy is not a living being created in the image of God. She started crying and I told her not to worry about it because god gives her everything she wants if she doesn’t associate with boys ever, unless I approve.
    Than the heathen words came out of her mouth “But I love teddy”.
    WHAT?

    Love for a creature , a stuffed puppet, IDOLATRY !
    The only one she is supposed to love is Jesus and the Almighty
    So I grabbed a brick from the construction yard and chucked it at her with more speed than a train going down hill, full throttle.

    She didn’t go to the hospital because it’s in the hands of god for someone to be saved.
    Yet he saved her once she regained consciousness , she told me that she believes in Jesus and that Teddy would never be a substitute for out Saviour Jesus Christ .

    I thank Jesus for that day, He showed her true light that day by sparing her life and forgiving her sinful ways.
    But it also showed me something, that no matter what, how small we are as children, we have sinful ways in us that seem so innocent and can yet send us to Hell !
    Truly she has been seduced by Satan, and saved by Jesus in one day.

    Glory to Jesus
    AMEN
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

    God gets a capital G
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Razoorsharp83
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 11

      #3
      Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

      You are right....
      Even Word2003 is promoting sin as you can see here . No wonder, it’s a product of science .

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #4
        Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

        A beautiful story indeed.
        Although you better turn that Joel Osteen off-
        He's a false teacher and his teachings damns everyone who heeds them to hell.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Razoorsharp83
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2007
          • 11

          #5
          Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

          I am also writing a letter to the factory that makes these Puppets of false worship!
          How dare they defy the will of god, the dodo is extinct by his will, who are we to defy him and recreating them with thread and cotton. It’s idolatry and I hope they will all burn in hell for their sin! Or let Jesus into their hearts and repent. Donations to our church, I believe, would be one way to bring salvation to these spawns of hell, who corrupt our children.


          Amen

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #6
            Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

            Pim is improving quickly.
            Friends, he has only been writing English for two weeks and speaking intelligibly in Dutch for three.

            I propose to offer Pim six weeks of relative slack (three more weeks then?)

            ---

            Pim, hurry, that you may rise up in time with Jesus' tongue, English, and a white flying horse.
            Giddyap, boy, giddyap.

            Very glad you are doing so well so quickly.

            If you get through today without being banned, wonderful.

            Then comes tomorrow.


            Cheers from your Landover tour guide,

            Peter the P
            on his 13 hundredth post: a good luck omen for Pim for sure.

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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #7
              Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

              Thank you, Pastor Pistle, for taking out unsaved trash:




              Membership has it's primvileges
              and I can now say this for the sound and for the result:

              Pim PM me.


              Thank you Pastor Pistle!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

                Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                Thank you, Pastor Pistle, for taking out unsaved trash:




                Membership has it's primvileges
                and I can now say this for the sound and for the result:

                Pim PM me.


                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                You are most welcome...but I was in the can. Prune did that for you.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843

                  #9
                  Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

                  Congratulations on membership, Pim! In Jesus' love, Sister Noddy
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Razoorsharp83
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

                    Thank you all for making me a member and Pastor Pistle in particular. Although I know it was the Lord who guided him in making this wise decision.
                    I learned a lot, but first before I start posting anything else, I need to dig into some scripture and learn more of the sweet words of Jesus.
                    Sister Talitha Was so kind to show me how important posting scripture is. </SPAN>

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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696

                      #11
                      Re: God is right, we are born sinners.

                      Originally posted by Razoorsharp83 View Post
                      Thank you all for making me a member and Pastor Pistle in particular. Although I know it was the Lord who guided him in making this wise decision.
                      I learned a lot, but first before I start posting anything else, I need to dig into some scripture and learn more of the sweet words of Jesus.
                      Sister Talitha Was so kind to show me how important posting scripture is.
                      You will thus make all Landover men jealous of your success in milking Sister T.

                      But even so, Pim, your presence here is most appreciated
                      by Sister Talitha, apparently.


                      PP

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