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  • #1

    Car named after a book of the Bible

    There was just a commercial on for the Hyundai Genesis. I cannot believe that a foreign devil of a car company would use the name of the most famous book of the Bible to shill a product.



    Is there anything we can do about this?

    Offendedly Yours,
    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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  • #2
    Re: Car named after a book of the Bible

    Those chinks will stop at nothing to insult Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Car named after a book of the Bible

      Genesis \Gen"e*sis\, n. [L., from Gr. ge`nesis, fr. the root of
      gi`gnesqai to beget, be born; akin to L. genus birth, race.
      See Gender.]
      [1913 Webster]
      1. The act of producing, or giving birth or origin to
      anything; the process or mode of originating; production;
      formation; origination.
      [1913 Webster]

      The origin and genesis of poor Sterling's club.
      --Carlyle.
      [1913 Webster]

      2. The first book of the Old Testament; -- so called by the
      Greek translators, from its containing the history of the
      creation of the world and of the human race.
      [1913 Webster]

      3. (Geom.) Same as Generation. Genet
      It's just a word. It just so happens that some Greek translators named the book that way.
      The word has got nothing to do with the book, and I think its a very nice name for that car.

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      • #4
        Re: Car named after a book of the Bible

        Originally posted by SticksAndStones View Post
        It's just a word. It just so happens that some Greek translators named the book that way.
        The word has got nothing to do with the book, and I think its a very nice name for that car.
        Who asked you what you think? This is a Christian forum.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Car named after a book of the Bible

          Originally posted by SticksAndStones View Post
          Derp derpty derp, derp derp derp drrrrr uh duhhhh, derp derp derp!
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: Car named after a book of the Bible

            Perhaps we're being too hasty. Is it possible that someone in that Godless company in that Godless country is a True Christian™ and is trying to subtly bring people to Jesus through naming their cars after the books in the Bible?

            Perhaps the next model will be the Exodus, then Leviticus, then Numbers, then Deuteronomy, and so on. I can see that it might arouse some interest among the heathen nations who may be led to ask where the names come from and, from that, to the Bible itself. The inevitable result could be a flood of new Soldiers for Jesus!

            I think it's a good idea, and I'm surprised that no-one in His Own Country hasn't thought of it yet! Perhaps one of the American auto manufacturers could trump them by starting with the New Testament. We could have:

            The Chevy Matthew
            The GM Mark
            The Chrysler Luke

            etc. Imagine how many True Christians(tm) would flock to the showrooms to own one of those! I know I would!
            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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