[Seeker]

Re: My Enemies List

Dr. Laura! She is a Jew not a Christian people. Why do so many false Christians get wrapped up in her false teachings! They would not listen to a mormon, JW or muslim, right? Why her then?

The best thing I did one time is tell a few christian family member's (that worships her 2 hours a day on her talk live radio and thinks she has all the right answers coming from the true Lord above) that she is going to hell no matter what she says because she does not believe that Jesus is Lord, the Savior. That was the first time ever in my family that I got first dibs on the mashed potatoes and gravy.

Being a true witness does work now and then.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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This is good work everybody, let's keep building the list. Once we have enough I'm going to make a "hub" thread filled with links so that people with be able to learn just why God hates our enemies so much.

* Whoever invented autocorrect
* Whoever invented glossy screens
* Whoever invented "Whomever" and the idiots who think it's better then whoever
* The Who
* The 47 Percent, quit hating the wealthiest 1% you losers, the 1% are perfect, with the exception of the occasional college-type elitist, limousine liberal, boutique socialist, lawyer, scientist/engineer, government employee, doctor, affirmative action recipient, judeofascist, immigrant, employed woman, democrat, teacher, anyone who was taught by a teacher, Bill Gates, George Soros, Warren Buffet, Michael Bloomburg, Elon Musk, any of those Silicon Valley hippies, or anyone who works in hollywood or entertainment in general. They are on THE LIST.

[Chewer]

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Liberals.

Heathens.

Mooslims.

Bill Gates. (He gives money to poor children in Africa. God wants those children dead for a reason.)

Steve Jobs. Inventor of the pinnacle of homosexuality that is "Apple".

False Christians that cherry pick. (Matthew 4:4, 2 Timothy 3:16)

The gas station negro that told me that Copenhagen was 100% American.

False chews, and dips made in Slantville, China.

Eurotrash that hate God.

Bill Maher the 2nd amendment hating liberal.

Richard Dawkins the evilutionist.

Anybody who resents Jesus.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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YOOHOOO!! HAY MISTER DIpPER CHEWRR MAN,CAN WE CHEW THE FAT FOR A MINIT?.

YOOHOOO!! HAY MISTER DIpPER CHEWRR MAN,CAN WE CHEW THE FAT FOR A MINIT?.

I got a idea,feller. I done thought of a way you can get back a mite bit of the respectyou has lost in my eyes.just a mite bit,mind you! Chewin on my redman,you know what kind of pictures that put in my head?not pretty ones i reckon

Anyhoo,i got to thinkin about it and i reckon it might be high time you put on your bigboy undies,forsake the prairie nigra chawl which has rotted your mind and take on the name of Skoal Bandit. Now dont that have a ring to it,son?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Whoever wrote that government form and I ticked YES and they screwed it up and looked at me and said "¶†$§ off ..Next!"

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[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

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My primary enemies are the rats down in the school lunchroom. I have to go Ninja just to get a crust to nibble on.

By the time I rappell down out of the ventilation grate, sharpen my shiv, wrap my arms and legs in duct tape and don my catcher's mask, I hardly have the energy to engage the brutes in combat...but a dwarfs gotta eat!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Duct tape can be very attractive. What colour do you prefer?

I was rushing yesterday and forgot to post supporting Scripture for my contribution (secularist govt. form composers):

Revelation 21:8h all [they don't really wanna know “are you a minority?”] liars

CONTEXT

REVELATION 21
6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
8a But the fearful, and
b unbelieving, and the
c abominable, and
d murderers, and
e whoremongers, and
f sorcerers, and
g idolaters, and
h all liars,
i–j shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.
10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
KJV .. look up

[TaraAnne]

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1. Obummer
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Obummer
4. Elizabeth Warren
5. Wendy Davis
6. Obummer

7. Obummers hounds of Hell

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

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Duct tape can be very attractive. What colour do you prefer?

Zebra Stripe!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Zebra Stripe!

Did you know that some hyænas have zebra stripes too?

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

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Did you know that some hyænas have zebra stripes too?

Now I'm going to have nightmares! My dad used to say he would feed me to dingos if I didn't start growing, and quick! It was an idle threat, but I still bear the scars.

How about leopard spot?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Yes, the spotted hyæna is a lovely animal. But they don't look like leopards.

Jesus is clear that He will be killing all our enemies, and there will be billions of them, when He returns. So vast a number as He has promised to kill necessarily includes many evil babies.


Revelation 6:7-8
Revelation 9:15-18


Isaiah also mentions animals sent by God to chomp heathens, babies are specifically mentioned. God would not send chomping animals to dismember good babies so we know that these babies were dealt with appropriately. It is likely that they would have grown up to be cannibals. Or something. Here are the animals mentioned:

• wild beasts of the desert
• doleful creatures
• owls
• satyrs
• wild beasts of the islands (these may have been hyænas)
• dragons

Isaiah 13:6-22

God knows just how every baby will turn out even from the moment of conception Psalm 51:5 and sure enough every baby will be evil. Without Jesus to undo the damage done by Eve we would all be evil too. But having accepted God's Plan for our lives means that Christians are spared the hateful fact of unregenerate babies, infants, children, teenagers, men, women and geriatrics. Whether it's the past history of Genesis or the future history of Revelation or any other history in between we are assured that all these wretches will be dealt with by God because He hates them too.

It's quite a list.

[Chewer]

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I got a idea,feller. I done thought of a way you can get back a mite bit of the respectyou has lost in my eyes.just a mite bit,mind you! Chewin on my redman,you know what kind of pictures that put in my head?not pretty ones i reckon

Anyhoo,i got to thinkin about it and i reckon it might be high time you put on your bigboy undies,forsake the prairie nigra chawl which has rotted your mind and take on the name of Skoal Bandit. Now dont that have a ring to it,son?

What are you even talking about Orem?

[MitzaLizalor]

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What are you even talking about Orem?

It's a confusion between tobacco tea bags and organza undergarments which might be superficially similar except for the contents. There is some lovely black organza with tinsel text ornaments available at the moment and I have made a skirt sort of thing for a unicycle riding friend, but I doubt that poster knows the difference between tinsel and chewing tobacco either. It makes me feel ill.