Cliff Notes version of demonic story becomes popular

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Many atheists simply adore Cthulhu, a demon popularized by H.P. Lovecraft. PZ Meyers is a big fan; he obsesses over squids, and I think he has a think for tentacle porn.

Call of Cthulhu is one of the most popular reports Lovecraft wrote about the demon. This true story has now been produced in abbreviated format, much like an animated Chick tract, so you can understand the dangers of this demonic force and the cult following him.

Beware! Do not let your children see this! They will be terrified if they do not rest firmly in the loving arms of Jesus!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cliff Notes version of demonic story becomes popular

I thought atheists were intelligent. Or are they so busy mocking God they don't have time to read a whole book?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cliff Notes version of demonic story becomes popular

I thought atheists were intelligent. Or are they so busy mocking God they don't have time to read a whole book?

The only book they seem able to read is whatever verse they can cherry-pick from God's Word to attempt to condemn whatever a Christian is saying!

[Petal]

Re: Cliff Notes version of demonic story becomes popular

Beware! Do not let your children see this! They will be terrified if they do not rest firmly in the loving arms of Jesus!

Mr.Rev. Rodimer, i watcheds the videos an now i be to scareds to sleeps. . but that be all my fawlt cuz i no that i not alloweds to watch them scary movies an i watcheds it anyways. so i founds a liddle somethang on the innernets just for you to rebukes, cuz you be bestest at rebukings them athiest gods

this for you --->

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cliff Notes version of demonic story becomes popular

Mr.Rev. Rodimer, i watcheds the videos an now i be to scareds to sleeps. . but that be all my fawlt cuz i no that i not alloweds to watch them scary movies an i watcheds it anyways. so i founds a liddle somethang on the innernets just for you to rebukes, cuz you be bestest at rebukings them athiest gods

this for you --->

I'm sorry the scary movie scared you, Petal. I did say children shouldn't watch it . . . Maybe I should have said "children AND Petal".



Cthulhu, I rebuke thee in the name of Jesus! Remove thyself from under the bed of Petal, and take thyself back to thy watery grave!

Your bedroom is safe now.