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  • #1

    Is your car a boy or a girl?

    My first car was a girl. A yellow dodge 510 wagon. When I was in college I traded her for a brick red VW Karmann Ghia named sally.

    I also had a Honda Civic and she was a girl, too. I guess all of my cars have been girls.
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  • #2
    Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

    Cars don't have souls.

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    • #3
      Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

      You are so bound for hell.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

        So if you put a boy car and a girl car in a garage do you end up with a smartcar? a Prius?

        Last time I checked none of my vehicles are alive.
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

          @ Forest Faggot

          Do you have arguments with your cars too?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

            Your classification as a Repulsive Pervert is well deserved.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

              Originally posted by Forest Spirit
              My first car was a girl. A yellow dodge 510 wagon. When I was in college I traded her for a brick red VW Karmann Ghia named sally.

              I also had a Honda Civic and she was a girl, too. I guess all of my cars have been girls.
              1. Are you a Scientologist ???

              2. Are you related to Tom Cruise???
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • #8
                Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

                What kind of silly question is that???

                Although my satnav does sound quite feminine...
                Deuteronomy 2:7
                For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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                • #9
                  Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

                  Besides being a totally stupid question, if two male cars are next to each other does that mean they are homers.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

                    Originally posted by Lydia View Post
                    Cars don't have souls.
                    Yes they do
                    I talk to mine
                    He tells me to burrn down churches

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You are so bound for hell.
                    Why? Whats wrong with this question?
                    You're such a hater..
                    This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                    • #11
                      Re: Is your car a boy or a girl?

                      Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                      I talk to mine
                      Legend has it that when the brits were carting off the convicts to Oz, they dropped by Kiwi-land first and dumped the weirdos there.

                      Obviously at least one of the offspring survived and is now posting on this forum.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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