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  • great2Bsaved
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 34

    #1

    Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

    WHATS NEXT? "GROW A 10 YEAR OLD BOY FOR CATHOLIC PRIESTS"

  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

    Never argues. Always agrees.

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    He doesn't look at you like you're nuts when you buy another pair of shoes.
    Any harlot who would buy such a thing wants a "man" who, in addition to refusing to take his Divinely ordained place as the head of the household, is a fag who probably covets said shoes himself.
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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Any harlot who would buy such a thing wants a "man" who, in addition to refusing to take his Divinely ordained place as the head of the household, is a fag who probably covets said shoes himself.
      Exactly, he sounds like a sissy to me. I bet that "man" is not even fertile - this is what happens when humans try and imitate GOD.
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • BelieverInGod
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

        Personally I find my husbands snores comforting. A constant reminder that he's right there.

        As for the Credit Card Bills, I have one card for emergencies/gas. When it comes, he asks me to give it a quick once over to make sure it's correct and that's the last I see of it.
        Drama queen

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Personally I find my husbands snores comforting. A constant reminder that he's right there.

          As for the Credit Card Bills, I have one card for emergencies/gas. When it comes, he asks me to give it a quick once over to make sure it's correct and that's the last I see of it.
          So you buy activated charcoal with it?


          Really, Sister, that's a little too much information!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            So you buy activated charcoal with it?


            Really, Sister, that's a little too much information!
            Gasoline, and emergencies like furnace dying in January when he's on the road.
            Drama queen

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Gasoline, and emergencies like furnace dying in January when he's on the road.
              OH!

              My apologies.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Rebuko the Clown
                The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 197

                #8
                Re: Science is now enabling lustful harlets and whores

                All I can say is only a filthy, gutter-minded slatternly whore would want her boyfriend to "grow 600% in size"!


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