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  • Kris M
    Unsaved trash, demonworshiper
    • Sep 2010
    • 43

    #16
    Re: Highly Fapable

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Leave it to the unsaved to turn even something as sweet and innocent as "Faith-based American Princess" into something disgusting.
    It may mean "Faith-based American Princess" where you're from, but to the rest of the world "fapable" means something dirty. it's just the way the world is.
    2 Thessalonians 2:15
    15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2025
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: Highly Fapable

      Originally posted by Kris M View Post
      It may mean "Faith-based American Princess" where you're from, but to the rest of the world "fapable" means something dirty. it's just the way the world is.
      Your world maybe, but here in Freehold we do not have such "Potty Mouths".

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Highly Fapable

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        Your world maybe, but here in Freehold we do not have such "Potty Mouths".
        Sister Talitha, I haven't seen your fapable face on the forum in weeks! How wonderful to see you again! I trust all is well with the . . . er . . . you know. Thing.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2025
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: Highly Fapable

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Sister Talitha, I haven't seen your fapable face on the forum in weeks! How wonderful to see you again! I trust all is well with the . . . er . . . you know. Thing.
          Yes Reverend, my "thing" has never been better... Thank you for asking.

          Being a Faith-based American Princess myself, I get many comments regarding this very subject.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #20
            Re: Highly Fapable

            Originally posted by Kris M View Post
            It may mean "Faith-based American Princess" where you're from, but to the rest of the world "fapable" means something dirty. it's just the way the world is.
            I think you are confused with harlots from the 1920's who called themselves flappers.

            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Kris M
              Unsaved trash, demonworshiper
              • Sep 2010
              • 43

              #21
              Re: Highly Fapable

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Your world maybe, but here in Freehold we do not have such "Potty Mouths".
              Maybe the guy who said it to BTB heard or read it somewhere, thought it meant something good, and then repeated it.
              So, just for future caution, if someone (not from Freehold) calls one of you "fapable" or another word that you don't really know, try not repeating it and assume it's an insult or something dirty.
              2 Thessalonians 2:15
              15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2025
                • 15118

                #22
                Re: Highly Fapable

                Originally posted by Kris M View Post
                Maybe the guy who said it to BTB heard or read it somewhere, thought it meant something good, and then repeated it.
                So, just for future caution, if someone (not from Freehold) calls one of you "fapable" or another word that you don't really know, try not repeating it and assume it's an insult or something dirty.
                I really cannot see why anyone would want to insult a member of our friendly community

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Hallowedbythyname
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 33

                  #23
                  Re: Highly Fapable

                  During the dark days of my life when I was surrounded by very very unsavoury people, to FAP meant to masturbate. 'Highly Fappable' could mean he finds you sexually attractive and that he will pleasure or debase himself while thinking of you.

                  I truly pray that this is not the case and that he was simply complementing you.
                  Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you

                  Deuteronomy 31:6

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Highly Fapable

                    Originally posted by Hallowedbythyname View Post
                    During the dark days of my life when I was surrounded by very very unsavoury people, to FAP meant to masturbate. 'Highly Fappable' could mean he finds you sexually attractive and that he will pleasure or debase himself while thinking of you.
                    That is terrible, God has and can kill you for that. When I sit next to BTB in church all I can think about is her pie, and Jesus.

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                    • Hallowedbythyname
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 33

                      #25
                      Re: Highly Fapable

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      That is terrible, God has and can kill you for that. When I sit next to BTB in church all I can think about is her pie, and Jesus.
                      It is terrible. It is something I have the rest of my life to try and overcome, with the help of Jesus.
                      Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you

                      Deuteronomy 31:6

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                      • Hallowedbythyname
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 33

                        #26
                        Re: Highly Fapable

                        Please accept my sincere apology Rev Jim Osborne. I had no intention of 'Sexing it up for Satan'. I merely wanted to protect a fine Christian women from being subjugated by an enemy of Christ.
                        Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you

                        Deuteronomy 31:6

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                        • Get Real Bro
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 65

                          #27
                          Re: Highly Fapable

                          ROFL

                          "Thumbs up > Highly Fapable"



                          Sounds as if this was a nude pic forum.
                          Best moment ever on this forum. Absolutely, this forum generates infinite lulz.

                          I'd like to fap with you xD


                          Don't give me an infraction, it's toooo funny xD

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #28
                            Re: Highly Fapable

                            Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                            ROFL

                            "Thumbs up > Highly Fapable"



                            Sounds as if this was a nude pic forum.
                            Best moment ever on this forum. Absolutely, this forum generates infinite I am retarded.

                            I'd like to fap with you xD


                            Don't give me an infraction, it's toooo funny xD
                            YOU need to get right with Jesus. It is bad enough to think about Sister BTB in that way, but now you want to do that with a man. I will pray that God strikes you down this very day.

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                            • Get Real Bro
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 65

                              #29
                              Re: Highly Fapable

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              YOU need to get right with Jesus. It is bad enough to think about Sister BTB in that way, but now you want to do that with a man. I will pray that God strikes you down this very day.
                              Are you Asian?

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #30
                                Re: Highly Fapable

                                Originally posted by Get Real Bro View Post
                                Are you Asian?
                                Nope I am a Baptist, thank you very much.

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