Ann Coulter is awesome.

[Marshall]

Is it just me or is she just plain good looking? What a smarty she is! I mean on top of her obvious qualities as a conservative representative of femininity, she also has that long neck that makes you want to grab it an plant a kiss right on the front. Forgive me Jesus but the woman tempts me. I don't mean to be forward, and I know it is wrong to covet but wow, she is very pretty. Now don't get me wrong, my intentions are purely platonic.
I could see me and her sitting for hours agreeing on practically everything, sipping lemonade and cleaning our guns on into the night. Maybe I'm a little long in the tooth to be her type but this humble farmer would very much like to meet her in person.

Jesus had to have known she would have this sort of effect on real Americans and True Christians(TM) and I for one would like to thank Him for giving the world Ann Coulter. He wouldn't have made such a pretty lady so smart if He didn't want her to spread the truth like she does.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I completely understand how you feel Brother!

She is a looker thats for sure. Why, even her adams apple is sexy.

Just imagine the back rubs she must give with those man-sized hands!

You should email her and ask her out on a formal date!

[Marshall]

Re: Ann Coulter is awesome.

Don't get me started on her hands! I bet she could shuck corn like nobodies business!
What a catch she would make for some lucky guy.

[Talitha]

Re: Ann Coulter is awesome.

Here She is guys.......................



Look at the compassion in those eyes.
If I were a lucky Man I'd certainly want her to make Babies for me

[Marshall]

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Long blonde hair and blue eyes. Just like Jesus!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Some True Christian™ man will be truly blessed when Ann Coulter promises to love, honor, and obey him and then busies herself with the cooking and cleaning and with baking new soldiers for Jesus. God saw fit to give her a piercing intellect, even though He forbids women to do most things with it, so I'm sure she'll make a wonderful home-schooling mother.

[Marshall]

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I was homeschooled but so was everyone in my area. I was taught everything I know by my parents before the workday started. Me and my brothers had lessons after breakfast while the sisters tended to the chores. My mother(God rest her soul) wasn't nearly as attractive and witty as Ms. Coulter. If she was we'd have had a lot more than 11 kids in my class!

[Seeker]

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Jesus had to have known she would have this sort of effect on real Americans and True Christians™ and I for one would like to thank Him for giving the world Ann Coulter. He wouldn't have made such a pretty lady so smart if He didn't want her to spread the truth like she does.

I agree. Just the other day my daddy had her book sitting on his desk. He told me how much he loved her. I swallowed my tongue, literally.

I know you said platonic, but come on....

[Talitha]

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I agree. Just the other day my daddy had her book sitting on his desk. He told me how much he loved her. I swallowed my tongue, literally.

I know you said platonic, but come on....

Listen, if I had large hands, big feet and an Adams Apple I'd be in love with her too!!

[Hebrew Hammer]

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Ewww...you could cut a roast on her face.

[ChristAlmighty158]

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The very definition of the perfect woman.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I must confess that I briefly knew (not in a Biblical sense) Ann Coulter years ago. We once played this innocent little game we invented called "Street Walker Harlot". We would pretend that we did not know each other and then proceed to try and pick each other up. What a hot little minx she was even back then. Just thinking about this memory is giving me the horn. Maybe one of the admins here could get me Sister Talitha's phone number.

[Talitha]

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I must confess that I briefly knew (not in a Biblical sense) Ann Coulter years ago. We once played this innocent little game we invented called "Street Walker Harlot". We would pretend that we did not know each other and then proceed to try and pick each other up. What a hot little minx she was even back then. Just thinking about this memory is giving me the horn. Maybe one of the admins here could get me Sister Talitha's phone number.

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Well REALLY Brother. What a thing to say in front of everyone, I'm blushing as I type.
You can call me anytime Big BOY

[Larry Lee]

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Brother Marshall's ardor for Dear Ann is understandable. Personally I've always had the thought that I'd like to meet Dear Ann in the back of Fellowship Hall, some Wednesday evening after prayer meeting and make her aware, quite forcefully, of how much the Lord loved her, as she leaned across the back of a pew, with her little Godly black dress hitching up, up upon her cellulite-free thighs, and she reached – reached, but couldn't quite reach – a hymnal in the next pew. I'd be ready to sing Hallelujah with her.

[Larry Lee]

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Oh, and as far as maintaining her beauty is concerned, I thought every True Christian™ homemaker knew Dear Ann's beauty secret.