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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
    *cackles*
    It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
    But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
    I take it you've already given him the clap?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Miss Hikari
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2007
        • 372
        #17
        Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        The simple fact that you don't make your cooter Christ's personal business is the reason you're headed for the fiery pits of hell. It's for the production of Christian soldiers. It's not some kind of contest to see how many innocent men fall into it's gaping maw.
        Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian? I actually plan on never having sex anyways. Way too many risks.
        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        I take it you've already given him the clap?
        No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?

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          • Buford T Scoggins
            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2007
            • 911
            #18
            Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
            Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian?
            You said it, not us.

            Amen,
            Buford
            yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991
                #19
                Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?
                Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!

                i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me

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                  • imback
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 86
                    #20
                    Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

                    Originally posted by Petal View Post
                    Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!

                    i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me
                    I don't think he will be proud of that accomplishment.
                    Any way does he like action I would buy him a Matthew reilly book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Reilly

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                      • Tinybrain
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2014
                        • 20
                        #21
                        Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

                        ONLY WE ARE ALLOWED BLACK FRIDAY!

                        NOT HEATHEN SCUM
                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29443
                            #22
                            Re: BLACK Friday! Post your pictures here

                            Wishing everyone a safe 'Shopping for Jesus' day
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                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #23
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