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  • Billy-Ray-Bob
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 4
    #1

    Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

    Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

    We only need one book (the BIBLE, duh).

    We should round up all the others and have a celebration of truth as we burn all the lies.
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    • Father Thomas Martin
      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
      • Jul 2007
      • 1015
      #2
      Re: Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

      Originally posted by Billy-Ray-Bob View Post
      Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

      We only need one book (the BIBLE, duh).

      We should round up all the others and have a celebration of truth as we burn all the lies.
      I have every reason to believe several Bibles will be burned (The only one they accept is the flawed KJV1611)
      ACTS 5:29
      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

          In what way is it flawed ?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015
              #4
              Re: Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              In what way is it flawed ?
              Eleven books are missing...We get the COMPLETE Word of God...The good ol' NAB!
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639
                  #5
                  Re: Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin (translated from Catholic into American) View Post
                  You've seen through our ruse to add eleven books. The good ol' NAB includes all kinds of nifty false doctrines that we added so that we could sell indulgences and otherwise extend our power over the credulous.
                  There. Fixed it for you.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • TheRightWay
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18
                      #6
                      Re: Where can I organize a book-burning from this site?

                      Wow, check mate.

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