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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
Nothing is free.
There is always a price to pay in the eyes of Our Lord.
Making fun of Hook-nosed Jesus killers in this Thread is no way to become Saved.
We have a Thread for Jokes in another Forum.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses?
Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.Originally posted by Skyseer View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostLady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.Last edited by Talitha; 11-28-2007, 07:03 PM.Comment
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... um, and our sand-crawlers, fang-chompers, slippery dress-wearing bead-fingers, muncherizer-bunnie-fluffers, and other animals too, Brother Jingles!Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
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1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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*snort of laughter*Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
Keep telling yourself that...Comment
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!sigpicComment
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Case in point.Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostComment
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What on Earth are you babbling about? Shouldn't you be off in a rice paddy somewhere?sigpicComment
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
~~I love you to death~~
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You do realise that this entire site is a parody of fundamentalist christians, right?Originally posted by S-Conscious View PostComment
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What racism? Talk sense, you backwards foreigner!Originally posted by S-Conscious View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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You're the ones who don't make any sense. *laughs*~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
~~I love you to death~~
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Where is the love of Christ in you?Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostRomans 10:9
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." KJVComment
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virginia d templeton. I never thought to read such ungracious and offensive language from you. I am appalled.Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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