Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, your mother Glynndie has the cutest little baby skunk living under her garden shed and I sure would like it if you would help me name my cute little friend. I have thought of a few options, and of course, if you have the Godly power to add an option please do so. Otherwise post your ideas on this thread. And by all means, please vote!!! ENTHUSIASTIC GLENDORA

PS Please don't tell Elmer about my little friend, or he might just shoot it!

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

Smells funny, mostly black- why not call it "wicker" or "goth"?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

Smells funny, mostly black- why not call it "wicker" or "goth"?

I do like that idea and since you don't have the power vested by Jesus to add Moohammad Wickergoth, I will for you.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

You don't happen to know the gender of the little ball of fluff, do you Sister Glendora? Perhaps that could help narrow it down some more.

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

I do like that idea and since you don't have the power vested by Jesus to add Moohammad Wickergoth, I will for you.

Why, thank ye Sister Christianson.

[SUV]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

"Skunk Come!" How about that one, Mother Glynndie?

Then one can call it at the very same time as saying it's Name. Could apply to either gender, too, in case it's some sort of Homer!sexural.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

Pepe Le'Muhamed

[Chezund Rice]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

He looks to be headin' backwards, butt up like that and all.
Definitely French. Pepe it is.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

Hellery Clinton

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

have u named da skunk yet? dat is so cute! i dun have a pet skunk but i do have a taratula named manson after marilyn manson.

[Nobar King]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

I voted for pepe, he looks like a douchebag dirty Muslim Frenchie.

[Shag Lanai]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

I voted for pepe, he looks like a douchebag dirty Muslim Frenchie.

I am very curious about the verbal ettiquette here. Words like "douchebag" do not offend anyone's sensibilities?
@ N.K, you kiss family with that potty mouth?

[Deaner]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

I am very curious about the verbal ettiquette here. Words like "douchebag" do not offend anyone's sensibilities?

Not mine. Especially when you're talking about a dirty mudlsum frenchie.

[Nobar King]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

I was trying to insult the skunk, not the french.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Name the Baby Skunk - A Poll

How about Le smelly.