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  • Raimund
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 182
    #16
    Re: A few questions...

    Originally posted by Mr Pelican View Post
    yeah, whatever
    It clearly states in the bible that if you pray for something then god will make it so. When I was a child I prayed for many things, I saw nothing done.
    So I guess that it is safe to assume that you always barge into the homes of others, without a proper introduction, and start dictating them, and move the furniture around to your liking.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #17
        Re: A few questions...

        Originally posted by Mr Pelican View Post
        Um, isn't the magical sky man supposed to be benevolent? That means all loving, I know you guys are a little slow.
        NO, the Bible says no such thing.

        Try reading the Bible instead of throwing wild guesses at what you think it should say, and have half a clue what you're talking about before calling others "slow".

        Come back when you have a clue, we don't have time to spoon-feed you the basics.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070
            #18
            Re: A few questions...

            Originally posted by Mr Pelican View Post
            Um, isn't the magical sky man supposed to be benevolent? That means all loving, I know you guys are a little slow.
            Is this the wizard you worship. No wonder your prayers were not answered, you are supposed to pray to the Lord.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Maynard_James_Keenan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2010
                • 10
                #19
                Re: A few questions...

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                If there is no such thing as a wizard, then what is this?


                hey, that´s my aunt Ruth in the Mardi Gras. Do you know her? What was your custome?

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337
                    #20
                    Re: A few questions...

                    Originally posted by Maynard_James_Keenan View Post
                    hey, that´s my aunt Ruth in the Mardi Gras. Do you know her? What was your custome?
                    That is not your Aunt Ruth. That is Aleister Crowley, the father of modern Satanism. I'm surprised you would not know that.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Maynard_James_Keenan
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 10
                        #21
                        Re: A few questions...

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        That is not your Aunt Ruth. That is Aleister Crowley, the father of modern Satanism. I'm surprised you would not know that.
                        No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?

                        Seriously, it´s my aunt. Her name is not Alistair. You are being bad to me

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453
                            #22
                            Re: A few questions...

                            Originally posted by Maynard_James_Keenan View Post
                            No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?

                            Seriously, it´s my aunt. Her name is not Alistair. You are being bad to me
                            You seem familiar... you related to the Kreebs? I knew a Maynard G. Kreebs year ago. You could be his spitting image!
                            They were from Portugal though, near Vila Nova De Gaia, so I could be wrong.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #23
                                Re: A few questions...

                                Originally posted by Maynard_James_Keenan View Post
                                No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?
                                Freddy Mercury has been dead for well over a decade. He isn't dancing or liking much of anything these days.

                                At Judgment, he will be dancing in God's Lake of Fire for all eternity, desperately trying to crawl over other damned souls in a vain effort to escape the torture. Would you like to join him, or would you rather be Saved?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Maynard_James_Keenan
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 10
                                    #24
                                    Re: A few questions...

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                    You seem familiar... you related to the Kreebs? I knew a Maynard G. Kreebs year ago. You could be his spitting image!
                                    They were from Portugal though, near Vila Nova De Gaia, so I could be wrong.

                                    uhuhuhhu

                                    he knows where i live..uhuhuhuh. LOLOLOLOLOL

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                                      • Able's Avenger!
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Oct 2010
                                        • 56
                                        #25
                                        Re: A few questions...

                                        Originally posted by Mr Pelican View Post
                                        Wizards don't exist.
                                        and I have read the bible a few times, a fantastic work of fiction. Especially the book of revelations
                                        YOu seem to desperately want us to believe this. Are YOU a Wizard?

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