Does one walk amongst us who is so Vile...

[SUV]

...that He or she has not begun Christmas Shoppingyet?

How can you break Baby Jesus' pea-pickin' little heart this way?!!

I'm still stuck on Pastor Pistle's Gift - Quick! Any suggestions?

Rated G, please - in case The Children are reading this

Oh, okay, as he is The Pasta o' Disasta, I'll entertain a PG - maybe even a mild "R"

[Nobar King]

Re: Does one walk amongst us who is so Vile...

Does it count that I bought myself a present? Seriously, thank you for reminding me, I need to get gifts for some loved ones that will honor Jesus appropriately. A bottle of wine? Some smoked Alaskan salmon? Diamonds?

Myself, I could use some socks and underwear. That's always appreciated.

[SUV]

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I need to get gifts for some loved ones that will honor Jesus appropriately. A bottle of wine?

Certainly™ Brother! Jesus Himself was a Wonderful Wino!

And if He doesn't show up you can Drink it all yourself! HE would understand!

[JennyD]

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I need to get gifts for some loved ones that will honor Jesus appropriately. A bottle of wine? Some smoked Alaskan salmon? Diamonds?

Myself, I could use some socks and underwear. That's always appreciated.

How exactly does one smoke salmon? I imagine it'd be difficult to keep lit.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend (after Jesus, of course). PM me for my address if you wish to send me a few!

I already did my shopping for Jesus. I sent half of my "Solstice Bonus" from the filthy hippies to the orphanage, and the other half to Landover. Pastor, the check should arrive by tomorrow.

Just for fun, I had them write me two checks without filling out the recipient. Won't they be thrilled to see to whom they donated their hippie money!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Does one walk amongst us who is so Vile...

Does she get anything for Christmas?

[SUV]

Re: Does one walk amongst us who is so Vile...

Does she get anything for Christmas?

And who is "she"? Certainly, I Hope™ it is not "the cat's Mother" as cats are Vile and Sinful!

You Dead jazz neegroe, you!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Does one walk amongst us who is so Vile...

...that He or she has not begun Christmas Shopping yet?

How can you break Baby Jesus' pea-pickin' little heart this way?!!

Dearest Sister Sue, I am unsure about something here: why, on this Beautiful Green Earth, would the Heart of a Snail be pea-pickin'??

Oh, and by the way, I've finally finished buying all my presents for this Winter holiday.

And who is "she"? Certainly, I Hope™ it is not "the cat's Mother" as cats are Vile and Sinful!

Oh dear, I'm afraid I don't agree at all. I have 6 cats (but I live with 7), and they're all the most precious mouse-killers in the world.

[SUV]

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Alie! SBJ, it is Alie, come all the way on her DoG-sled from the Arctic Circle ("Canada") to flirt with becoming a True Christian once again!

GLORY!!!

Welcome Back, Sister, and.....GET SHOPPING!!!

[WickedWitch]

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Alie! SBJ, it is Alie, come all the way on her DoG-sled from the Arctic Circle ("Canada") to flirt with becoming a True Christian once again!

GLORY!!! And GLORY because you are one of the few to spell my name correctly! Bless you, Sister!

Welcome Back, Sister, and.....GET SHOPPING!!!

But I'm done all my shopping... Unless Jesus wants something for His birthday... What does one buy a snail, anyway?

[SUV]

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But I'm done all my shopping... Unless Jesus wants something for His birthday... What does one buy a snail, anyway?

You know, I'm somewhat stuck on that one myself
And I still haven't gotten anything for......Pasta AlE Pizzle!!!