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  • #31
    Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    @Firm Believer Why don't they pray for jobs?
    You are wise beyond your years.
    [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


    PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

    With their husbands permission of course

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    • #32
      Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      People Eating Tasty Animals
      Yes! They're just so so so GOOD!

      Except if you get a vein caught in your teeth or bite down on a piece of grizzle

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      • #33
        Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

        Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
        It's climate change, not global warming.
        some evidence demonstrating any static period in the earth's 6,000 year history of climate and weather?
        The pendulum swings both ways. Cold winters, hotter summers.
        THAT'S NOT EVIDENCE

        I am in Australia. It is summer. It is snowing.

        (evidence looks like this) ->



        HERE ARE SOME PICTURES

        "CLIMATE CHANGE"
        "GLOBAL WARMING"
        SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA


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        • #34
          Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

          In australia, the seasons are all fucked up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
          In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
          If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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          • #35
            Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

            Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
            ... Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
            I agree. This world has so many hemispheres, how is one person supposed to keep track of them all?

            In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
            On the reefer again, huh?

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            • #36
              Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

              Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
              In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
              In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*
              whilst there are plenty of "stoners" in Australia, where our usually hot summers (50ºC) are very noticeably colder (ice, snow) due to the cooling associated with climate change - although we don't call them stoners - I'm glad you recognise that there is nothing "global" about the phenomenon all climate &/or weather being due to the relative proximity of the sun which is closer to Australia at present
              and further away from Europe neither of which are located in any sort of hemisphere <—

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              • #37
                Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?
                What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
                Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
                Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.
                  I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?

                  Originally posted by The Albino Lizard- Oh dear god that's a person View Post
                  Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?
                  Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.
                  If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                  • #39
                    Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                    Brother Cranky, have you any predictions for this whore? Her name is Kim Kardashian. She seems yo have made some sort of sex movie and appeared in Playboy.
                    Attached Files

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                    • #40
                      Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                      I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?
                      You clearly are obsessed with dead cows. No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now. It appears that you have problems.
                      Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.
                      Your father's massive negro tallywhacker spilled too much seed on you when you were a baby in the womb and that's why you're queer? I thought that only worked for boys? And less of the "albino lizard" cracks, thanks - I find that kind of derogatory reference to skin colour deeply offensive. And there is no place for that kind of anti-semitism here at Landover.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                        Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.

                        Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.

                        And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic?<----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.
                        If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                        • #42
                          Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                          Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                          Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.
                          I said "No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now." That still stands. What I may or may not have said in another thread is irrelevant. If we're going to start discussing everything I've said and done during my lifetime, this thread is just going to becom completely imaginable.
                          Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.
                          Unluckily for you, even if you were as white as Jesus you'd still be a queer.
                          And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic?<----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.
                          Oh, come on. Calling the Jew a reptile? Hardly very subtle, now is it, David Icke?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                            Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.
                            If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                            • #44
                              Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!


                              Are these things going to usher in RA11, that is, "Rat Attack 2011?"

                              Bring it ON, biatches!!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011!

                                Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                                Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.
                                I'm not a practicing Jew anymore, but that wouldn't be enough to save me from your buddy Hitler. Evidently it's a case of "once a shape-shifting space reptile, always a shape-shifting space reptile" in your book.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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