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Merry Yule!
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You darn Heathens Pre-stole that from Christians!
Everybody knows that this is the time of the year to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ Our Savior who died (temporarily) for your sins.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Alllie, that was a vile thing to post on our Godly forum. Why do you witches insist on cramming your satanic superstitions down our throats?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The good Pastor is right Allllie. Y'all can't be forcing your heathen holidays down our throats. Why, how rude you are, trying to make someone celebrate a holiday that they don't believe in. What's the world coming to?sigpicComment
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Originally posted by Miss Maisie View PostThe irony of a christian saying this is just sickening.Originally posted by ZekeWhy do you witches insist on cramming your satanic superstitions down our throats?
And happy Yule to you too Alie! I had a pretty good one this year.
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Assuming "merry yule" is witch-talk for "let's celebrate Christmas by putting pagan symbols over a city hall like they're equal to Our Lord and Saviour"? http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/...0/1206/GPGnews
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I'd hato see what that post looked like before it was censored.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Merry yule?
Uh-huh, you sure didn't steal this holiday from us..
I'm sure witches all over were saying "Merry yule" this time of year hundreds of years ago...
Stop posting heathen new-age wiccedan crap on Jesus own forums, alllie!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Mine sucked. But that's got more to do with my living arrangements, I suppose.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostThe irony of a christian saying this is just sickening. I find it rather amusing, actually.
And happy Yule to you too Alie! I had a pretty good one this year.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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After missing for months, Jesus once again draws Allahie to Landover - just in time for CHRISTmas. She just can't stay away from the influence of the Holy Spirit.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAlllie, that was a vile thing to post on our Godly forum. Why do you witches insist on cramming your satanic superstitions down our throats?
Glory!Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Well, perhaps the good Lord is telling y'all something, honey. Get saved, and the Lord will mayhap deliver you from your Godforsaken igloo! Praise!Originally posted by Undecided View PostsigpicComment
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Oh Jesus, now you've come up with strange alternative spellings for my name as well as multiple "L"s? What next?!Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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