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Senior Texting Codes
It's tough for an old man like myself to keep up with all the new computer jargon and to understand the text speech, but I found this handy chart to help those of us who are over 50 to understand the txt codes:
This is going to make it a lot easier for me to keep up with the tweets and my cell phone messages. I'm going to have to keep a copy of this in my wallet until I can remember what they all mean.
- ATD: At The Doctor's
- BFF: Best Friend Farted
- BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
- BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM: Covered By Medicare
- CGU: Can't get up
- CGIU: Can't get IT up
- CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
- DWI: Driving While Incontinent
- FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
- FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
- FYI: Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
- GHA: Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL: Living On Lipitor
- LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- PIMP: Pooped in my pants
- ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
- SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
- TTYL: Talk To You Louder
- WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
- WTP: Where's The Prunes?
- WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
- GLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
This is going to make it a lot easier for me to keep up with the tweets and my cell phone messages. I'm going to have to keep a copy of this in my wallet until I can remember what they all mean.
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