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  • Senior Texting Codes

    It's tough for an old man like myself to keep up with all the new computer jargon and to understand the text speech, but I found this handy chart to help those of us who are over 50 to understand the txt codes:


    • ATD: At The Doctor's
    • BFF: Best Friend Farted
    • BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    • BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    • CBM: Covered By Medicare
    • CGU: Can't get up
    • CGIU: Can't get IT up
    • CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    • DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    • FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    • FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    • FYI: Found Your Insulin
    • GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    • GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    • HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    • IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    • LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    • LOL: Living On Lipitor
    • LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    • OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    • OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
    • PIMP: Pooped in my pants
    • ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    • SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    • TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    • WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    • WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    • WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    • WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    • GLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

    This is going to make it a lot easier for me to keep up with the tweets and my cell phone messages. I'm going to have to keep a copy of this in my wallet until I can remember what they all mean.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: Senior Texting Codes

    A few from the nursing home industry:


    *TS: therapeutic slap

    *BMB: Bowel movement in the bed

    *WSED: wearing someone else's dentures

    *BA: bingo addict

    *WCDD: wheel chair demolition derby

    *BDBSR: blurring the distinction between staff and resident

    *AHHAA: ate her hearing aid again

    *FLFTTOFLS: family looking forward to this one flat lining soon

    *EAPS: elder abuse poster senior

    *III: incontinent, incompetent, and irritating
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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