[BelieverInGod]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Can God make a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I can not do this, Im going to my prayer closet. I hope that a man comes with me I do loves sodomy

Jimbone, I can't pretend to be an atheist either. No matter how hard I try, I can't bring myself to misspell "atheist".

Maybe I should join you in your prayer closet.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

I'm getting a sex-change operation and turning myself into a woman just so I can get pregnant and have an abortion!!!!!one1!

[James Dewitt]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

duurrrrr......... uz all stupidz and iz smart cuz iz got a iq of 14934 and iz gut 18 digreez so uz alz stoopidz for fullowinz dat book. and jebus luvs me 'cuz hez luv andz it duznt matturs ifin iz hates himz but hez dun xests



Wow that actually hurt my brain.

I can not do this, Im going to my prayer closet. I hope that a man comes with me I do loves sodomy

[BelieverInGod]

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I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!

Oh, that sums it up completely

[Levi Jones]

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I hate god so much and I don't believe in your magical sky fairy, you freaks!

You're all going to hell!

[BelieverInGod]

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Christians are stupid so I'm going to poke them with sticks. If they don't agree with me then there even stupeder. Since I cant argue with them im going to start putting up insulting pictures.



Oh and Jesus, Zeus, Horus, Buddha, and anyone else I can think of are all the same guy and I know that it's all the same story even though I've never actually read any of the histories of any of them. But hey I know cuz IZ RED IT ON TEH INTERNETZ!!!!11!!!1

[Janine Walker]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Nope, sorry, but an African American female personage had a litter and as a liebral you know that the darker the skin the more important the person.

Although we're starting a reality show where all Obama's babymama's will live together with their broods. Would you be interested in that?

I find that offensive! African Americans are not to referred to as that, it is an offensive term! For now on all African Americans will be referred to as Americans and all white people will be referred to as Inferior Americans. Any questions? CALL MY JEW LAWYER.



Good luck, Janine Walker

[BelieverInGod]

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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embryos implanted in me and every one of them took.

Can I get my own reality TV show for being a whore and the mom of a litter of test tube babies?

Nope, sorry, but an African American female personage had a litter and as a liebral you know that the darker the skin the more important the person.

Although we're starting a reality show where all Obama's babymama's will live together with their broods. Would you be interested in that?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embyros implanted in me and every one of them took.

Clinton was the greatest president ever, until our messiah Obama came along. Obama is amazing....he ended the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, fixed the economy, and legalized gays in the military. I just hope that before the end of the term he makes straight marriage illegal and make only homosexual marriage legit.

I know those stupid inbred fundies will be up in their panties over this, but screw them and their book of fairy tales!

PS - I eat babies.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I love President Clinton sooo much I had 19 of his embryos implanted in me and every one of them took.

Can I get my own reality TV show for being a whore and the mom of a litter of test tube babies?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

duurrrrr......... uz all stupidz and iz smart cuz iz got a iq of 14934 and iz gut 18 digreez so uz alz stoopidz for fullowinz dat book. and jebus luvs me 'cuz hez luv andz it duznt matturs ifin iz hates himz but hez dun xests



Wow that actually hurt my brain.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm going to go down to the library and read some books. By EUROPEANS!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Loves me some anal sex. Loves to bother me some barnyard animals. Don't care what the Bible says about it, nosiree. Think I'll go get an abortion and rape the dead fetus. No human soul there, nope. Guess I'll masturbate just to piss off God, since He didn't give me what I wanted, and He didn't manifest Himself on command. Time to go get a tatoo and smoke some marijuana. But I have to prostitute myself first to get the cash. The universe has no meaning, so I'll just force my beliefs on everybody and spread the AIDS to everyone in my circle of friends. And rape a few children while I'm at it. I'll wear some black robes and burn down a church. Yay!

[Janine Walker]

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Can I play, too?

Why do hate Jesus? Is it because of all the marijuana you've been injecting in your butt?

I like how Pastor "re-contextualizes" a lot of uncomfortable passages in the Bible so they make sense to me and seem not so contradictory, because he is NOT interpreting, just reading them the RIGHT way.

Tomorrow, when a talking donkey tells me about God's Divine Plan, I'll know it's because I'm blessed, and not at all insane.

Now I have to go to my prayer closet to ask God to keep his Intelligent Falling active, because I really don't want to fly off the Earth and hit the firmament and I'd drown in the sky.

God Bless!

I hate Jesus because my parents didn't get me a nice car for my birthday! I mean HE DOESN'T EXIST DUH! Haha, you said ASS hahahahah!!

That's called physics not Intelligent Falling, see at this fakelinkthatleadsto nowhere. The Earth is round, take that one, Baby Jesus(actual link proving it!)

In Al Gore, Janine Walker