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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #4891
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    No one except Jesus Himself!
    True, as jesus is a fictional character who never actually existed and therefore knew nothing.
    Posted via Pasta

    True Pastafarian™

    May my Sauce be with you!
    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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    I have been to The Volcano!

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      • JustGotSaved
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 519
        #4892
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        True, jesus is a real character.
        Breakthrough!!
        Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #4893
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
            Breakthrough!!
            Hardly

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            who never actually existed and therefore knew nothing.
            Posted via Pasta

            True Pastafarian™

            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            The Loose Canon - HTML version
            Loose Canon Fan Page
            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
            I have been to The Volcano!

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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307
                #4894
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Hardly
                Laurel.
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • JustGotSaved
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 519
                    #4895
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                    Laurel.
                    Fig Leaf
                    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307
                        #4896
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                        Fig Leaf
                        eskimpy clothes
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                          • JustGotSaved
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 519
                            #4897
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            eskimpy clothes
                            monokini
                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                              • proteastantguy
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 488
                                #4898
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                eskimpy clothes
                                Eskimoes

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                                  • Nancy Boi
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jun 2011
                                    • 18
                                    #4899
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                    Eskimoes
                                    Igloos.

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                                      • Marisa L Sanchez
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • May 2011
                                        • 82
                                        #4900
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Nancy Boi View Post
                                        Igloos.

                                        Bad racial steroetype
                                        Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

                                        (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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                                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 1307
                                            #4901
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
                                            Bad racial steroetype



                                            (Hola prima)
                                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #4902
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                Obese foreigners posing as Godly Americans
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • RevDrJack
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 249
                                                    #4903
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Obese foreigners posing as Godly Americans
                                                    Greek fish cook

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #4904
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        fishmonger


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                                                          • RevDrJack
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 249
                                                            #4905
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            fishmonger


                                                            Market barker

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