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  • RevDrJack
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2011
    • 249

    #5116
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    King James Bible printed on gold!
    good gifts from God

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #5117
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
      good gifts from God
      Durum Wheat
      Posted via Pasta

      True Pastafarian™

      May my Sauce be with you!
      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
      The Loose Canon - HTML version
      Loose Canon Fan Page
      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
      I have been to The Volcano!

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      • RevDrJack
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2011
        • 249

        #5118
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Durum Wheat
        rotting feet (as all abominations deserve)

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5119
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
          rotting feet (as all abominations deserve)
          The Festering Boils of Sinners
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • RevDrJack
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2011
            • 249

            #5120
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The Festering Boils of Sinners
            Righteous Judgement

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #5121
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
              Righteous Judgement
              Tidal waves on the Godmocking slants!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • RevDrJack
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2011
                • 249

                #5122
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Tidal waves on the Godmocking slants!
                the Power of God

                Rev_7:12 Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #5123
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                  the Power of God...
                  Vapourware.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #5124
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Vapourware.
                    The promised update to my computer's parental controls.

                    (Too much porn seems to be getting through lately.)
                    WARNING:
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                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • RevDrJack
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2011
                      • 249

                      #5125
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Vapourware.
                      crackpipe

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                      • MisterM
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1480

                        #5126
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                        crackpipe
                        African American.
                        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #5127
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                          African American.
                          Obesity
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #5128
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            Obesity

                            Lezbeans

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                            Tweet me Here
                            My GODLY Bio Here

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                            • slixor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 31

                              #5129
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Lezbeans

                              Abominations

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                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1307

                                #5130
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by slixor View Post
                                Abominations

                                big big snow YETIS!!!
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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