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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #6211
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Global Warming
    Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
    Posted via Pasta

    True Pastafarian™

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251
        #6212
        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
        alarmist
        Posted via Mobile Device
        sigpic

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14209
            #6213
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Slowly realising claiming the Bible is a work of fiction
            SLOWLY????????

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
            No they're not.

            from DuBarry Was a Lady
            "Well Did You Evah?" ©1939
            Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
            Well did you ever? What a swell party this is!
            Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
            Well, did you ever? What a swell party this is!
            What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!
            Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
            Well, did you ever ? What a swell party this is!

            Misses Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
            Well, did you ever ? What a swell part this is!
            What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how!
            What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?

            My word is COLE PORTER

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #6214
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                alarmist
                Posted via Mobile Device
                Glenn Beck
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

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                I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #6215
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Glenn Beck
                    God's gifts being wasted on a Mormon life.

                    If you're reading this Glenn, you need to get saved! Pronto, buddy!
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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #6216
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        saved
                        Coupons
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #6217
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Coupons
                            Coupons for Jesus!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #6218
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Coupons for Jesus!
                                GoDaddy!
                                Posted via Pasta

                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #6219
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                    GoDaddy!
                                    GOD ALMIGHTY (Daddy of Jesus)
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #6220
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        GOD ALMIGHTY (Daddy of Jesus)
                                        Second stage of an infant's development

                                        Posted via Pasta

                                        True Pastafarian™

                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #6221
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                            Second stage of an infant's development

                                            Abortionist propaganda
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #6222
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                Abortionist propaganda
                                                The Democrat Platform
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14209
                                                    #6223
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                    alarmist
                                                    Posted via Mobile Device
                                                    Jo Freddie

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #6224
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                        Jo Freddie
                                                        beyond redemption
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                                                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14076
                                                            #6225
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            beyond redemption
                                                            Expired AirMiles.

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