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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #6211
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Global Warming
    Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
    Posted via Pasta

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #6212
      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
      alarmist
      Posted via Mobile Device
      sigpic

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14209

        #6213
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Slowly realising claiming the Bible is a work of fiction
        SLOWLY????????

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Instance, Range and strength of hurricanes increasing.
        No they're not.

        from DuBarry Was a Lady
        "Well Did You Evah?" ©1939
        Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
        Well did you ever? What a swell party this is!
        Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
        Well, did you ever? What a swell party this is!
        What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!
        Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
        Well, did you ever ? What a swell party this is!

        Misses Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
        Well, did you ever ? What a swell part this is!
        What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how!
        What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?


        My word is COLE PORTER

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #6214
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          alarmist
          Posted via Mobile Device
          Glenn Beck
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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #6215
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Glenn Beck
            God's gifts being wasted on a Mormon life.

            If you're reading this Glenn, you need to get saved! Pronto, buddy!
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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #6216
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              saved
              Coupons
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #6217
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Coupons for Jesus!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #6218
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  GoDaddy!
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #6219
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    GOD ALMIGHTY (Daddy of Jesus)
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #6220
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      GOD ALMIGHTY (Daddy of Jesus)
                      Second stage of an infant's development

                      Posted via Pasta

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #6221
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Second stage of an infant's development

                        Abortionist propaganda
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #6222
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Abortionist propaganda
                          The Democrat Platform
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14209

                            #6223
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            alarmist
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            Jo Freddie

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10049

                              #6224
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Jo Freddie
                              beyond redemption
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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #6225
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                beyond redemption
                                Expired AirMiles.

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