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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14141
    #11761
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
    So tell me why should it be true,
    that I get a kick out of you?
    Maybe you should try porter instead? (if you get no kick from champagne)

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      • Paragon of virtue
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 547
        #11762
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        [IMG]porter(s)

        Theme of Paula Deen's next wedding
        Attached Files

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #11763
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
            Paula Deen
            Pearl & Deen

            Posted via Pasta

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              • ChristKev
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2011
                • 19
                #11764
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Heathen.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076
                    #11765
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by ChristKev View Post
                    Heathen.
                    Freedom.

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                      • Adam Fag
                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 610
                        #11766
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Freedom.
                        Chicken Kiev
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765
                            #11767
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Freedom.
                            JESUSAVES
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 610
                                #11768
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                JESUSAVES
                                J. P. Morgan
                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #11769
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                    J. P. Morgan
                                    Morgan Freeman

                                    Posted via Pasta

                                    True Pastafarian™

                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78551
                                        #11770
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        Morgan Freeman
                                        Old Uncle Tom
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #11771
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            <deleted to remove racist connotations> Tom
                                            What are words worth?

                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78551
                                                #11772
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                words worth
                                                Fag poet
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #11773
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Fag
                                                    Winston

                                                    Posted via Pasta

                                                    True Pastafarian™

                                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #11774
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        Winston


                                                        English war criminal

                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Adam Fag
                                                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 610
                                                            #11775
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            English war criminal
                                                            Half English
                                                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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