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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #11791
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
    bellied
    Never seen a Salad.

    Posted via Pasta

    True Pastafarian™

    May my Sauce be with you!
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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836
        #11792
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Fat bastard.



        Deuteronomy 23:2
        A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.




        Unwelcome.
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

        sigpic

        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #11793
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Unwelcome.
            Unsaved!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #11794
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Unsaved!
                "Mother" Teresa
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #11795
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    "Mother" Teresa
                    Filthy papist whore
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #11796
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Filthy papist whore
                        Flint's Fabulous Cathouse.
                        (Where did you think he got all his money from?)
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Paul Tarzan
                            Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 93
                            #11797
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Flint's Fabulous Cathouse.
                            (Where did you think he got all his money from?)
                            The literal whorehouse funding Churchianity's whorehouse.
                            #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                            #DownWithChurchianity
                            #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                              • Paragon of virtue
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 547
                                #11798
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Paul Tarsan View Post
                                The literal whorehouse funding Churchianity's whorehouse.
                                We'll leave the light on for you.

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #11799
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                    light
                                    Pours out

                                    Posted via Pasta

                                    True Pastafarian™

                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 8337
                                        #11800
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        Pours out
                                        plague
                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #11801
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                            plague
                                            Dogs

                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #11802
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                Dogs
                                                Bait

                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #11803
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Bait
                                                    Jail...
                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    My 14 year old Indonesian boy
                                                    Posted via Pasta

                                                    True Pastafarian™

                                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 4836
                                                        #11804
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        Jail

                                                        Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel My 14 year old Indonesian boy
                                                        2 Corinthians 11:20 for ye suffer, if a man bring you into bondage , if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt himself, if a man smite you on the face.






                                                        In bongage
                                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                        sigpic

                                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Paragon of virtue
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jan 2013
                                                            • 547
                                                            #11805
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                            In bongage
                                                            Clopping

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