[JennyD]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Sister Ann, if ever they start to print Bibles with centerfolds, I pray that you will be in mine. Or maybe sister JennyD.

Oh my! Mister Smith, you've made me blush!




Shall I wear a fancy hat, like this?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

QUOTE: "Best-Selling Author, Witty Columnist, and compelling speaker, proves it is possible to be beautiful, intelligent and Conservative".

Sister Ann, if ever they start to print Bibles with centerfolds, I pray that you will be in mine. Or maybe sister JennyD.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!

Why thank you for the tip, Sister Anna! How did you know I was planning on baking a red velvet cake (my favorite!) this weekend? I knew there was something that could be improved in my recipe. Less baking soda...surely that's the key.

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

"Unsaved Trash" means you are not a TRUE Christian™ and therefore a worthless sinner, damned to Hell unless you REPENT™ of your depravity, accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR™ and tithe to His favorite church.
"Under Investigation" means we are running a credit and security check on you to see if you are a terrorist.

well, what is a credit and security check? how do you change your sinning status?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have a question. Beside my names in posts, it says that I am unsaved trash, and that I am under investigation. What does this mean?

"Unsaved Trash" means you are not a TRUE Christian(tm) and therefore a worthless sinner, damned to Hell unless you REPENT(tm) of your depravity, accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR(tm) and tithe to His favorite church.
"Under Investigation" means we are running a credit and security check on you to see if you are a terrorist.

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Also, shouldn't it be beauty and I?

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

I have a question. Beside my names in posts, it says that I am unsaved trash, and that I am under investigation. What does this mean?

[Talitha]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

No, I'm saying that I like pie. I don't hate baking, in fact, I really enjoy my cooking class. I was just confused is all, so I thought I'd ask. I thought you guys were here to help people understand....

Understand................Ah!

There is a big book. A Handbook if you will. Published many years ago and written (originally) by God.
It goes by the name of The Holy Bible. King James Version 1611 is the only TRUE one.
If you can't go out and buy one there are Downloads available

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.

Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?

No, I'm saying that I like pie. I don't hate baking, in fact, I really enjoy my cooking class. I was just confused is all, so I thought I'd ask. I thought you guys were here to help people understand....

[Wide-Open]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.

I hope the Pastors reach a conclusion on this soon, Sister Tal. I'll be praying for your non-soul though, and don't forget that your earthly beauty and presence is a gift for all of us True Christian men - I say this with all dignity and respect of course.

Ann Coulter could possibly just be even prettier, I haven't decided on this either - it's like saying you prefer a rose over an orchid.

[Talitha]

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Why is a woman's social status derived from her baking skills? Why is it important for you to be able to bake well. In Heaven, I don't think that there is an extreme need for baked goods. When I wrote I like pie on here, I was ridiculed for that. Yet by your standards, that's exactly what I should be interested in.

Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.

Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Beauty..............and ME!

Oh, I am absolutely positive you would make a mean batch of coconut crunch cookies and also the lightest sponge cake around. Hallelujah! That is the true mark of a godly woman. I have a knack for guessing what baked goods the fellow female members of the congregation are best at and also worst at. Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!

Why is a woman's social status derived from her baking skills? Why is it important for you to be able to bake well. In Heaven, I don't think that there is an extreme need for baked goods. When I wrote I like pie on here, I was ridiculed for that. Yet by your standards, that's exactly what I should be interested in.

[The Widow Anna]

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You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.

Oh, I am absolutely positive you would make a mean batch of coconut crunch cookies and also the lightest sponge cake around. Hallelujah! That is the true mark of a godly woman. I have a knack for guessing what baked goods the fellow female members of the congregation are best at and also worst at. Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!

[VictoryOS]

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You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.

[The Widow Anna]

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We can always change your Avatar to this one if you don't like the one you have

Sister, I do believe he'd feel quite at home with that and probably start calling it 'mom' straight away. These evil-utionists would have us believe those charming creatures were our ancestors! Please, the true test of a woman is how good her apple pie is, and I'll bet my last pair of pantihose an ape couldn't even manage a decent batch of cookies.