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I do love an avatar with alot of skin folds and mulitple chins! Hot dawg!
I do love an avatar with alot of skin folds and mulitple chins! Hot dawg!
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We can always change your Avatar to this one if you don't like the one you haveOriginally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Awwww! Lolum... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...Comment
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Sister, I do believe he'd feel quite at home with that and probably start calling it 'mom' straight away. These evil-utionists would have us believe those charming creatures were our ancestors! Please, the true test of a woman is how good her apple pie is, and I'll bet my last pair of pantihose an ape couldn't even manage a decent batch of cookies.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostWe can always change your Avatar to this one if you don't like the one you have"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
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You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Oh, I am absolutely positive you would make a mean batch of coconut crunch cookies and also the lightest sponge cake around. Hallelujah! That is the true mark of a godly woman. I have a knack for guessing what baked goods the fellow female members of the congregation are best at and also worst at. Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
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Why is a woman's social status derived from her baking skills? Why is it important for you to be able to bake well. In Heaven, I don't think that there is an extreme need for baked goods. When I wrote I like pie on here, I was ridiculed for that. Yet by your standards, that's exactly what I should be interested in.Originally posted by The Widow Anna View PostComment
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Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?Originally posted by the Amatory Maiden View Post
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.
Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I hope the Pastors reach a conclusion on this soon, Sister Tal. I'll be praying for your non-soul though, and don't forget that your earthly beauty and presence is a gift for all of us True Christian men - I say this with all dignity and respect of course.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostAre you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.
Ann Coulter could possibly just be even prettier, I haven't decided on this either - it's like saying you prefer a rose over an orchid.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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No, I'm saying that I like pie. I don't hate baking, in fact, I really enjoy my cooking class. I was just confused is all, so I thought I'd ask. I thought you guys were here to help people understand....Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostAre you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.
Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?Comment
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Understand................Ah!Originally posted by the Amatory Maiden View Post
There is a big book. A Handbook if you will. Published many years ago and written (originally) by God.
It goes by the name of The Holy Bible. King James Version 1611 is the only TRUE one.
If you can't go out and buy one there are Downloads available
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I have a question. Beside my names in posts, it says that I am unsaved trash, and that I am under investigation. What does this mean?Comment
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Also, shouldn't it be beauty and I?Comment
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"Unsaved Trash" means you are not a TRUE Christian(tm) and therefore a worthless sinner, damned to Hell unless you REPENT(tm) of your depravity, accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR(tm) and tithe to His favorite church.Originally posted by the Amatory Maiden View Post
"Under Investigation" means we are running a credit and security check on you to see if you are a terrorist.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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well, what is a credit and security check? how do you change your sinning status?Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostComment
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