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  • seranman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 6

    #1

    what are you gunna do about it?

    I am a rocker, i love rock all sorts of it too.
    I have my own beliefs about God and Jesus.
    I believe that gays should have the right to choose.
    I hate nazi's the kkk and any other organization that believes that they have the right to change people minds.
    I love God.
    I love myself and my family.
    My favorite band is Nirvana and my second favorite is The Beatles.
    I love the xbox 360, nintendo ds, and psp.
    I believe that sex and masturbation are supposed to be enjoyed.
    I want to know what you think you can do to change my mind.
  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
    Resident ex-satanist
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 488

    #2
    Re: what are you gunna do about it?

    Originally posted by seranman View Post
    I am a rocker, i love rock all sorts of it too.
    I have my own beliefs about God and Jesus.
    I believe that gays should have the right to choose.
    I hate nazi's the kkk and any other organization that believes that they have the right to change people minds.
    I love God.
    I love myself and my family.
    My favorite band is Nirvana and my second favorite is The Beatles.
    I love the xbox 360, nintendo ds, and psp.
    I believe that sex and masturbation are supposed to be enjoyed.
    I want to know what you think you can do to change my mind.
    What in Hell makes you think anybody here wants to change your mind?
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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    • seranman
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2008
      • 6

      #3
      Re: what are you gunna do about it?

      the fact that all of this whole site seems to be about converting people and saving them from eternal damnation

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      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
        Resident ex-satanist
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 488

        #4
        Re: what are you gunna do about it?

        Originally posted by seranman View Post
        the fact that all of this whole site seems to be about converting people and saving them from eternal damnation
        So that's why you came here then? To be converted?
        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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        • seranman
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 6

          #5
          Re: what are you gunna do about it?

          no i came here because my friend sent me a link to the mario galaxy thing, funny by the way, and wow i cant stand this place

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          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
            Resident ex-satanist
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 488

            #6
            Re: what are you gunna do about it?

            Originally posted by seranman View Post
            no i came here because my friend sent me a link to the mario galaxy thing, funny by the way, and wow i cant stand this place
            You're welcome to leave whenever you want....maybe you should have your friend send you some arsenic and you could try that instead of coming here.
            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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            • seranman
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2008
              • 6

              #7
              Re: what are you gunna do about it?

              wow, thanks for wanting me dead i feel so great now

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              • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                Resident ex-satanist
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 488

                #8
                Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                Originally posted by seranman View Post
                wow, thanks for wanting me dead i feel so great now
                I'm not here to make you feel good about yourself.
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • seranman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                  ok well seeing how this isnt really pissing anyone off and only recieving death threats, im off to study for finals. oh and feel free to feel big and tell everybody that i left because i was scared or offended, i know you people and your nothing to me or anyone else

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                    Originally posted by seranman View Post
                    wow, thanks for wanting me dead i feel so great now
                    Pay no attention. That man is an self-professed Devil worshiper, so you know he's a few bricks shy of a load.

                    To your original question, there's nothing I can do by myself. You are in bondage to your sinful lifestyle and there is nothing any person can do about that. Only Jesus has that kind of power.

                    If you truly loved God, as you claim, you would repent of your sins and turn away from them. Your "own beliefs" about God and Jesus are certainly wrong. God gave us His Word in the King James Bible. I highly recommend that you familiarize yourself with it. Read it from cover-to-cover, and believe every word of it.

                    I also couldn't help but notice that you listed your love for "rock" music first, and your love for God much further down on the list. God should be first, and devil music shouldn't be on your list at all.

                    I'm praying for you, friend.

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                      Resident ex-satanist
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 488

                      #11
                      Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                      Originally posted by seranman View Post
                      ok well seeing how this isnt really pissing anyone off and only recieving death threats, im off to study for finals. oh and feel free to feel big and tell everybody that i left because i was scared or offended, i know you people and your nothing to me or anyone else
                      Is that what you were trying to do!?! Piss people off?

                      I'm sorry but if you want to piss somebody off you'll need to try a lot harder than that. Who has finals Jan 3 anyway? I think I might have to call shinanagans
                      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                      • One-eyed Jack
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 1092

                        #12
                        Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                        Seranman: Please consider your beliefs!

                        For instance, you list your second-favorite band as THE BEATLES! I remember the Beatles, though I am a bit wobbly on modern bands (as I am on my feet these days). Everything since The Eagles is kind of blurry.

                        Anyway.

                        I remember that when you take a Beatles record and turn it backwards on the turntable -- these are vinyl disks with little grooves in them, not MP3s! -- then you can hear satanic voices!

                        Yes, sir.

                        Now, you just consider this. The Bible was conceived 2000 years ago. The Old Testament was first understood by bronze age goatherds. And through God's miraculous foresight, it is still the perfect guide to modern life!

                        And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean. Leviticus 13:3

                        I bet your pastor used this very diagnostic technique when you or your siblings were ill! I know mine did. That is one reason I turned out the way I am, praise the Lord!

                        But too many have fallen away from the true Biblical teachings. Why do we not now wage war as God commanded it in the good old days?

                        Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. 1 Samuel 15:3

                        If we destroyed the Persians the way Saul smote the Amaleks then that dork Ahmadinejad wouldn't be running around building nuclear power plants! We should slay them all -- men, women, children, infants, oxen, rabbits, sheep, goldfish, hamsters, and houseplants!

                        That's real Godly war.

                        Anyway. I need to go check my boils to see if the hair within them is white, black, or green (the worst kind!), so I will close this post now with a prayer.

                        O Lord, in Thy mercy, enlighten the mind and let Thy pure light of faith put out the evil darkness of rationality within Thy children. Amen.

                        ~~ OEJ
                        Last edited by One-eyed Jack; 01-04-2008, 02:42 AM. Reason: fiddling with the words

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                        • seranman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                          I was tought by my teacher, the word of the priest is just as corrupt as that of you people. I have recognized you and your teachings as my enemy, it is because of this that i must confront you and this know, as long as there are people like you there will always have to be people like me and my teachers. I do not hate you nor pity you it is very obvious that each and everyone of you has been touched by the corruption of money and power and are all willing to use, abuse, and even kill people like me to get it. You believe that money is power and that the world should accept your beliefs or die for their free thinking or "liberal" status. It is with a glad heart that I convey this message to you. Oh and for the record I have read the bible many times and each one of those stories has a different meaning each time I read one. I laugh in your face for believing so blindly the words of man when you should listen to yourself and your heart, use the gifts God has given you. It is you people who envy these gifts and believe that you get to cheat your way into heaven, those arent the rules of the game and you know it. Do not absolutely do not believe that one man is better than you do not believe that you are better than your fellow man. On a last note the Beatles rocked and if you dont think so you havent heard enough of them

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                          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                            Resident ex-satanist
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 488

                            #14
                            Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                            Originally posted by seranman View Post
                            I was tought by my teacher, the word of the priest is just as corrupt as that of you people. I have recognized you and your teachings as my enemy, it is because of this that i must confront you and this know, as long as there are people like you there will always have to be people like me and my teachers. I do not hate you nor pity you it is very obvious that each and everyone of you has been touched by the corruption of money and power and are all willing to use, abuse, and even kill people like me to get it. You believe that money is power and that the world should accept your beliefs or die for their free thinking or "liberal" status. It is with a glad heart that I convey this message to you. Oh and for the record I have read the bible many times and each one of those stories has a different meaning each time I read one. I laugh in your face for believing so blindly the words of man when you should listen to yourself and your heart, use the gifts God has given you. It is you people who envy these gifts and believe that you get to cheat your way into heaven, those arent the rules of the game and you know it. Do not absolutely do not believe that one man is better than you do not believe that you are better than your fellow man. On a last note the Beatles rocked and if you dont think so you havent heard enough of them
                            Ah, the wisdom of 14 year olds never fails to inspire! There's no need to be so dramatic though.
                            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Senior Pastor
                              VP of Evangelical Outreach
                              On FIRE for Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              Re: what are you gunna do about it?

                              Originally posted by seranman View Post
                              I have recognized you and your teachings as my enemy
                              Oh, so you are another Satanist like Harpo. Well, I won't let that stop me from praying for your salvation, friend. Jesus loves you. I pray that you will let Him save you.

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                              Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                              #ChristianLivesMatter

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