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  • Ahimaaz Smith
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 2549

    #1

    Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL!

    This thread is for the discussion of celebrities who are going to burn in Hell. If you try to turn it into a "are you for real" or a "you guys are racists" or a "prove that God exists" or a "I am the Antichrist" or a "why does Leviticus 19:19 prohibit sowing fields with mingled seeds" thread, I will have a moderator ban you faster than a Spears girl gets knocked up. Which brings us to our first two celebrities who are going to burn in Hell:

    1) Britney Spears
    2) Jamie Lynn Spears

    for your many and manifest whoredoms, you are going to BURN IN HELL!

    Here's number three:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger, for encouraging the mass murder of the unborn, and for this


    you are going to BURN IN HELL!

    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406

    #2
    Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL!

    Most of the members of those "boy' bands that were popular in the 90's. They were all full of faggotry, so burn with the other homo's.

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    • Dr. Zaius
      Member of Landover Zoological Society
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 249

      #3
      Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL!

      This is going to be a LONG list. Thanks brother warrior for indicating a category of sinner, instead of listing ALL those performers. I didn't have time to read that many entries.
      Ack!

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      • Duvenoy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 25

        #4
        Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL!

        Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
        This is going to be a LONG list. Thanks brother warrior for indicating a category of sinner, instead of listing ALL those performers. I didn't have time to read that many entries.
        "The great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication."--Rev.17:1-2

        The proper answer is probably: All of 'em! For indeed, do they not prostitute their beauty to strangers?

        But, to narrow it down a bit, I'll say Madonna, Liz taylor, Michael Jackson (who looks like he's already there), O.J. Simpson (who won't beat that rap), and agree on Schwarzenegger, who posed for photos with his tallywhacker hanging out.

        doov
        "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." Mark 16

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL!

          Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
          Most of the members of those "boy' bands that were popular in the 90's. They were all full of faggotry, so burn with the other homo's.
          Especially East 17 and Take That. Have you ever wondered why there are so many violent, drunken druggies among the youth of today? I blame the influence of boybands. I'm not entirely sure if there's ever been definitive proof that children who listened to East 17 or the Venga Boys are more likely to grow up to become jihadists, but it's pretty safe to assume they probably are.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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