On the Road

[eliot mayfield]

I recently grabbed a copy of this from the hands of a dirty hippy in one of Prasgue's cafes. I was trying to get him to listen to me. Finally I told him I'd trade him books. What he didn't know was that I have very lightly taped false covers on the KJV1611's and then I offer to trade. The expat hippies then get a wonderful KJV1611 and a chance to go to Heaven and I get another book to tear the cover off of.

Anyway DON'T EVER read this book. It should be burnt ASAP! Boycott any store you see carrying it. Call your schoolboard and insist it never be allowed into any school!
sins in this book and illegal acts:
homosexuality
child molestation
drug use
car stealing and other acts of theivery
illict sex
fornication out of wed lock
alcohol use
the list goes on and on!

[Brother Temperance]

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I recently grabbed a copy of this from the hands of a dirty hippy in one of Prasgue's cafes. I was trying to get him to listen to me. Finally I told him I'd trade him books. What he didn't know was that I have very lightly taped false covers on the KJV1611's and then I offer to trade. The expat hippies then get a wonderful KJV1611 and a chance to go to Heaven and I get another book to tear the cover off of.

Anyway DON'T EVER read this book. It should be burnt ASAP! Boycott any store you see carrying it. Call your schoolboard and insist it never be allowed into any school!
sins in this book and illegal acts:
homosexuality
child molestation
drug use
car stealing and other acts of theivery
illict sex
fornication out of wed lock
alcohol use
the list goes on and on!

The vast majority of 20th-Century literature is vile and sinful. Well, most literature is despicable and immoral anyway, but the modern stuff tends to be worse, because authors like Steinbeck and Orwell and Joyce were usually under the influence of demented Jap technology. PS1s and so on. I found "L'etranger" by the notorious French fag Camus to be a real eye-opener. Did you know that in Communist France, if a man shoots an Islamofascist suicide bomber in self-defence, he can be executed for it? It's true!
And let's not forget Andre Gide, who was awarded a Noble Prize for boy-bugger a whole 60 years before Al'Gore.

[Brother McGregor]

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Inspiring, deeply inspiring Brother Temperance. You are a joy, truly.


btw Brother Izzy left you a message at ministry. (I see you in here)

[VictoryOS]

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Fiction is just another word for lies. Why do people want to read things that someone else just made up? It's best to stick to the non-fiction, namely the Bible of course.

[Brother Cletus]

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Brother Eliot, thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention. I bought this this book many years ago....in my innocence, I mistakenly believed it to be a collection of road maps for Jesus' favorite country, the United States of America. Instead, I found out to my horror that it was written by some dirty commie beatnik who thinks Winnie the Pooh is God, or something to that effect. Jack Kerry-whack i think his name was. An abomination, that book is.

[SUV]

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My GOD Brother Eliot - you aren't going Kerouacky on us, are you?

Me, I wouldn't have a Ginsberger if I was starving!

[SUV]

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Well, Brother Eliot? WELL? The entire C-o-ngregation is tittering: Have you, or have you not, gone KEROUACKY?

PS And I repeat: Don't eat that big Fat GinsBerger!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Eliot, thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention. I bought this this book many years ago....in my innocence, I mistakenly believed it to be a collection of road maps for Jesus' favorite country, the United States of America. Instead, I found out to my horror that it was written by some dirty commie beatnik who thinks Winnie the Pooh is God, or something to that effect. Jack Kerry-whack i think his name was. An abomination, that book is.

Well I guess I can share my testimony too, since others are baring their souls.

Once, when I was a boy, I was interested in raising hunting dogs. I purchased a book entitled "Howl" thinking that it was about bloodhounds. I read it three or four times before it finally struck me that there would be nothing about dogs in its pages. It wasn't until much later that I discovered it was written by a hippie queer buddhist commie.

The memory of that incident still causes me my cheeks to burn in shame.

[eliot mayfield]

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Well, Brother Eliot? WELL? The entire C-o-ngregation is tittering: Have you, or have you not, gone KEROUACKY?

PS And I repeat: Don't eat that big Fat GinsBerger!

Why do we let women even post in the main forums? What are you talking about?

[SUV]

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Why do we let women even post in the main forums? What are you talking about?

Well JESUS, Brother, we are in The Lounge! Not the Promise Weepers' room! I haven't been in there for days now! Is the Lounge now restricted to we Ladies also???

Anyway, you know I ain't a squealer, Babe. You can tell me if you have, in fact, gone Kerouacy and then we can get you the into the Proper Counseling, Therapies, Rehabs - and all those other things so Dear to our Christian hearts.

Also, I will never tell a Soul how Pastor Zeke was led into SIN through sexular "false advertising." It once even happened to me after I WON THE SHOWER WITH JESUS CONTEST, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A MESSICANT 'JESUS' AND AY, CARAMBA!!!

[Brother Cletus]

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Once, when I was a boy, I was interested in raising hunting dogs. I purchased a book entitled "Howl" thinking that it was about bloodhounds. I read it three or four times before it finally struck me that there would be nothing about dogs in its pages. It wasn't until much later that I discovered it was written by a hippie queer buddhist commie.

Yessir, Pastor Zeke. Allen SINSberg, as a hippie queer buddhist commie, also met all 4 qualifications to join the "church" ran by that crazy Unitarian Unicyclist that's been posting here. He's probably singing secular humanist UU hyms right now with John Lenin in Hell.

[SUV]

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singing secular humanist UU hyms right now with John Lenin in Hell.

Yeah - at least Hell was halfway Home-y before they got there, what with the nice roaring Fires and all.

Who could enjoy themselves now, with that droning, continuous OMMMMMMMMM...........!

[JennyD]

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Fiction is just another word for lies. Why do people want to read things that someone else just made up? It's best to stick to the non-fiction, namely the Bible of course.

Amen, Sister Victory Over Sin!