[H. Montague Worthington]

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Unfluoridated water.

[Talitha]

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Helping to murder Jesus
The Honda NSX
The rise of Hitler
Pearl Harbor
Assassination of Kennedy
Islamic Fundamentalism
Belsen

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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All the wars in the world.
- Mel Gibson

Hoogbegaafdheid

Damn, now Bro WO is stealing my best material.

Can anyone say, "Subprime mortgage meltdown?" I know SOMEONE is making money on this whole mess.

I made money on it, not as much as I would have liked, though. It wasn't that hard to predict the housing bubble would collapse. As soon as you hear that mortgage lenders are giving loans higher than appraisal values, you know housing prices are going to collapse. Saw it in '98, saw it in '07, and will probably see it again in '16. The other sign is when more than half of the month-by-month office suites in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, or Miami are occupied by mortgage brokers and real estate agents. The tough part was timing (it's a bit like the end of days prophecies--what's a millenium or two among friends?).

We'll know when the recession has ended when guests on CNBC stop saying that the worst is behind us and it's smart to buy mortgage-backed securities or financial stocks at "bargain basement prices."

Just wait until the Chinese stock markets crash later this year, that's when the real fun will begin. And yes, that will be the joos' fault, too.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Income taxes
Harry Potter
Furries
Belgium
France
Convents
Unwed teenage pregnancies
The insurgency in Iraq

A few from my husband, Mr. Whitford...
Light beer
Designated hitters
Fuel-efficient cars
Home perms
The murder of Gianni Versace
Most Hollyweird fashion
Metric tools

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friends,

Acid-washed jeans.
Step aerobics.
Breast implants.
Teaching women to read.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Brother Cletus]

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Universal health care
Woodstock
Monterey Pop Festival
The metric system
New York City
John Denver
Fidel Castro
Hebrew National hot dogs
Unitarian Universalism

[Wide-Open]

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Belgium.

Belgium

I'm seeing a pattern here folks. You are clearly on to something. Just can't put my finger on it.

Teaching women to read.

Wasn't that a confirmed hoax?

[JennyD]

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Did anyone mention the Federal Reserve?